2020-01-30 at 4:01 PM UTC
Hitler was such a swell guy, he hosted the most magnificent Olympic games ever. Even congratulated the nigger that won gold in sprinting or some such. While the US president didn't even acknowledge his nigger's existence. Well there is something to be said for that, but not only did Germany win the Olympics with 33 Gold medals they also won the PR game.
The Olympic committee wasn't that hot on Germany hosting the Olympics, so they only allowed him one line to open the games with. fearing he would have a long speech and flex his oratory skills. When the count of so and so told Hitler his line: Hitler told him: Count, i will make sure to learn it by heart.
Haha, what a guy.
2020-01-30 at 4:54 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
My dinner table of infamous fuckers would consist...of Ted Bundy, E Bathory, Menegle, Chikatilo, H.H. Holmes, ...hmm Zodiac and few lesser known cunt serial killers to get us lap dance, blow jobs, whatever their imaginations could stir up.
As for the party? Hitler, Stalin, Zedong, Amin,...Wuornos so long as she ain't got a gun on her. Damn so many..Caligula, Nero, Tiberius..need a few whore serial killers. Albert Fish
We'd all have a blast.
2020-01-30 at 5:19 PM UTC
Space... It's huge. Believe me, it's true. People tell me, very important people, they say most of the Planets are shitholes, it's true. And no one wants to live on a shithole planet. Therefore i have asked congress to authorize the funding of a force field to go around our entire planet. Our entire planet. To keep the aliens out! Illegal or otherwise, and i will make them pay for it. The construction of this force field will create millions of jobs and it will make the homeworld great again.
Thank you.
2020-01-30 at 5:41 PM UTC
I wonder what extraterrestrials thought about the Third Reich.
2020-01-31 at 3:45 AM UTC
fuck you. hitler is burning in hell right now for being a jedi who turned on his people.
2020-01-31 at 4:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist
You are correct, to an extent, and I am surprisedđ
His name was Jesse Owens and he grew up in Ohio from age 8 on. There is a Jesse Owens stadium about 10 miles from me. My son has ran track there.
This article doesnât make Roosevelt look too good either.
https://www.britannica.com/amp/story/was-jesse-owens-snubbed-by-adolf-hitler-at-the-berlin-olympics
What did i tell ya? See, i got my Hitler facts straight.
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2020-01-31 at 4:04 AM UTC
Well I donât like hitler as much as you, nor am I as knowledgeable as you about him.
But I had to concede to your knowledge.đ
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2020-01-31 at 4:09 AM UTC
*and then everyone clapped*
2020-01-31 at 4:24 AM UTC
Terry's new lawn mower is really quite a shower.
It does what it's meant to do.
Terry's new lawn mower is better than my mower
and it got flame decals too.
There's nothing in the world that i could want more is to have that lawn mower
My girl would be so proud, i'm positive she'd love me more once i show her
I snuck out late at night while everyone was sleeping tight i tiptoed up to Terry's shed.
I flick on the light and my hair stands up in fright because i see Terry out of bed.
He started up is mower and i screamed and he ran me over
I shed a single tear because i am just so glad that i got to know her
Terry's mower.
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2020-01-31 at 4:28 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I think 2020 is going to be a good year for me. It might be the year that life happens
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