The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2020-01-24 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #8101
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cheyes
   
   SWIM got a bunch of vicoprofens for free :)))
   
   which is cool becos you can eat way more of them than vicodins if you want to
   
   SWIM keeps getting a ton of free opiates this past year, life is weird
   
   
   
   it's his favourite opiate
   
   puts dilaudid to shame
   
   he took like 10 plus a benadryl and thought they were were broken but he just sucks at waiting
   
   gabzorz reduces hydro potency (but hydro increases gab potency), so maybe that has something to do with it
   
   

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   When I was 16 I sold vicoprofen out of a vending machine in my school's cafeteria. Good times.
2. 2020-01-24 at 1:32 AM UTC

   #8102
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I have a new kitty bitty in my apartment . 😊

   
   
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3. 2020-01-24 at 1:37 AM UTC

   #8103
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I fucking hate cats.
4. 2020-01-24 at 1:37 AM UTC

   #8104
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace When I was 16 I sold vicoprofen out of a vending machine in my school's cafeteria. Good times.

   
   ...were you actually in the vending machine?
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5. 2020-01-24 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #8105
   jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace When I was 16 I sold vicoprofen out of a vending machine in my school's cafeteria. Good times.

   
   what dude that wo
6. 2020-01-24 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #8106
   jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace When I was 16 I sold vicoprofen out of a vending machine in my school's cafeteria. Good times.

   
   what dude that would have been my dream come true
7. 2020-01-24 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #8107
   jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman
   i didnt do that previuos post plz remove spectral
8. 2020-01-24 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #8108
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian I fucking hate cats.

   
   They hate you too
9. 2020-01-24 at 2:03 AM UTC

   #8109
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra …were you actually in the vending machine?

   
   It was a vending machine costume
10. 2020-01-24 at 2:10 AM UTC

    #8110
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Cheyes be my pong partner bro
    
    
    
    
    im painstakingly average at all three kinds of pong
    
    beer, ping, and video

    
    okay
11. 2020-01-24 at 2:30 AM UTC

    #8111
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah it was Shannin6's cat. I brought her over to look around and then brought her back. Lol
    
    
    Whatever!!
12. 2020-01-24 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #8112
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You stole a cat?
13. 2020-01-24 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #8113
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You stole a cat?

    
    Like the 20 bucks you so desire, I borrowed her.
14. 2020-01-24 at 5:16 AM UTC

    #8114
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    life is weird and cool and painful
15. 2020-01-24 at 5:17 AM UTC

    #8115
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Are those the three triangle points ?
16. 2020-01-24 at 5:17 AM UTC

    #8116
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A triangle ying yang is a jedi star. Lol
17. 2020-01-24 at 5:55 AM UTC

    #8117
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by aldra …were you actually in the vending machine?

    
    You watched Get Smart, didn't you?
    
    (Agent 13)
18. 2020-01-24 at 6:58 AM UTC

    #8118
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    This clip had me in tears
    
    https://streamable.com/l4eds
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    • CASPER
19. 2020-01-24 at 7:26 AM UTC

    #8119
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This clip had me in tears
    
    https://streamable.com/l4eds

    
    lol. Alcoholism is hilarious in the right setting.
20. 2020-01-24 at 7:40 AM UTC

    #8120
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You watched Get Smart, didn't you?
    
    (Agent 13)

    
    yeah actually, my mum loved that show
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