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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i think im going to be a private investigator
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Investigate my ass!
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's set up for at least two really good replies. But I'm ruining them now.
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I'll probe deeply into the assue
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  5. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by CASPER i think im going to be a private investigator

    are you going to investigate me? all over? if not WE gots a problem
  6. Originally posted by CASPER i think im going to be a private investigator

    Does your state require licensure?
  7. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i prefer the black. the cherry is so overrated.
  8. ii'm gonna be a public masturbator
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    follow ur dreams
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Reminds me of that poster that called himself TRANSIT MASTURBATOR. I always liked that name
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Dregs are you going to investigate me? all over? if not WE gots a problem

    u know it booboo
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Fox Does your state require licensure?

    It does. I spoke to a guy who runs his own firm the other day, and he seemed open to taking on someone without LE experience.

    Its just one of the few things thats come to mind in the last that i know for sure id be good at. Knowing when people are lying, finding small details and being a snoop are all my strong skills. And being a total scumbag. lol. I can pretty much be whoever. 6000 hours and a test. Seems doable.
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  13. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by CASPER u know it booboo

    shit...i might have found a reason to live. maybe no meth cult mass suicide than?...unless someone can convince me that we should really die now. fuck so conflicted. thanks man
  14. Originally posted by CASPER It does. I spoke to a guy who runs his own firm the other day, and he seemed open to taking on someone without LE experience.

    Its just one of the few things thats come to mind in the last that i know for sure id be good at. Knowing when people are lying, finding small details and being a snoop are all my strong skills. And being a total scumbag. lol. I can pretty much be whoever. 6000 hours and a test. Seems doable.

    Sounds cool dude. Maybe they can do like an apprenticeship thing
  15. Then again it’s kind of a stereotypically depressing career path for someone who’s trying to not be a sad depressed fuck all the time. Lol
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah i mean its s short term goal. Either that or paralegal. I know i should go back to school but im kinda skeptical of my ability to commit to getting it done, and i wouldnt even know what to take. i should probably speak to a career counselor. But at this point anything that pays better than $14 and isnt going to earn me an 8 year prison sentence is cool by me. lol
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Fox Then again it’s kind of a stereotypically depressing career path for someone who’s trying to not be a sad depressed fuck all the time. Lol

    i dont intend to be s smoky alcoholic film noir PI lol. But thats a point.

    Most of it is like cheating spouses, process serving, surveillance, insurance fraud. It couldnt possibly be more depressing than what i do now.
  18. Don’t paralegals need some kind of college degree? Maybe not a law degree but something?

    What do u do now
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Fox Don’t paralegals need some kind of college degree? Maybe not a law degree but something?

    What do u do now

    paralegals just need an associates degree and a one year course. its basically a glorified notary and i do that now. I work in shipping and love the people i work with but the job sucks. After making the money i did, doing anything that pays so little feels like im flipping burgers.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    jonathan_davies_on_benzedrex_its_1994

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