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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pillowy

    😊
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Octavian if I'm even going to bother applying for jobs I have to be sober.

    just a little line, you know, for motivation
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sewing a line of coke inside your sleeve so you can accidentally sneeze to the side and then take a big not obvious sniff inside your cuff.
  5. I read a story on a addict website about a dude that did tek for like 20 years. He would crush a bunch of shards and put the powder in his front shirt pocket and he would put a straw in his pocket and snort it. Also he was doing this at work every day for years

    Then one day he was fucked up and offered someone a line, they screamed and told the boss and they called the cops lololol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Just write "tequila mockingbird" or whatever under your post
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ

    The mango one is literally the best, get the fuck out of my face if you disagree.
  8. Originally posted by mmQ Pillowy

    😊

    Mochi is the shit. If you see tea flavor try it. Its even more the shit
  9. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I read a story on a addict website about a dude that did tek for like 20 years. He would crush a bunch of shards and put the powder in his front shirt pocket and he would put a straw in his pocket and snort it. Also he was doing this at work every day for years

    Then one day he was fucked up and offered someone a line, they screamed and told the boss and they called the cops lololol

    Lol who screams when someone offers them drugs
  10. Normies IT WAS METH!!!!
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
  12. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ

    i cant afford MOON PERSON food
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Cheyes i cant afford MOON PERSON food

    Me either. My friend HOOKED IT UP.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE The mango one is literally the best, get the fuck out of my face if you disagree.

    I dont disagree and I havent even tried the mango yet.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    fuck Im smexy even guys hit on me and I have to beat them off with both hands

    I said I have to beat them off with both hands

    Both hands is what I have to beat them off with

    Beat them off

    With both of my hands
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wow what a WHACK JOB.
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Spine
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *reticulating splines*
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Stfu Will Wright
  20. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo fuck Im smexy even guys hit on me and I have to beat them off with both hands

    I said I have to beat them off with both hands

    Both hands is what I have to beat them off with

    Beat them off

    With both of my hands

    Thats funny because on a serious note I've gotten asked out by gay guys before and they seem to flock to me and I like talking to them quite a bit

    It's quite the quandry!

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