The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2020-01-22 at 6:16 PM UTC

   #8061
   

   Cheyes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Cheyes Thats funny because on a serious note I've gotten asked out by gay guys before and they seem to flock to me and I like talking to them quite a bit
   
   It's quite the quandry!

   
   Just say yes then you faggot
   
   FUCK YOU CHEYES I HATE YOU
   
   Ni fuck yiu i hafr ehafe ktnr sz
   
   
   
   
   Anyway, I live in what's often referred to in major publications as the "unofficial gayest city in America", even beating out lannytown sometimes
   
   the entire month of june is just one big acid trip
2. 2020-01-22 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #8062
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by ORACLE Stfu Will Wright

   
   ooooooooooo
   
   

   Originally posted by Cheyes It's quite the quandry!

   
   is it though
3. 2020-01-22 at 9:06 PM UTC

   #8063
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   tiktok
   
   
4. 2020-01-23 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #8064
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   The man who put it in my hoood..
5. 2020-01-23 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #8065
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Cheyes Just say yes then you faggot
   
   FUCK YOU CHEYES I HATE YOU
   
   Ni fuck yiu i hafr ehafe ktnr sz
   
   
   
   
   Anyway, I live in what's often referred to in major publications as the "unofficial gayest city in America", even beating out lannytown sometimes
   
   the entire month of june is just one big acid trip

   
   what was with the "I now pronounce you chuck and larry" schtick you pulled for a year alienating everyone? I'd like to get a better understanding sometime, just your reasons for doing it, it seems dedicated for little benefit no homo. Were you just "trying it out" because as gay as being gay is, if that was your preference it would be a lot easier to do certain things and certainly to compartmentalize your sexuality.
   
   Or you can be bi to broaden your playing field like §m£ÂgØL but be extremely unappealing to persons of all genders so youre just a fruity loser lol
6. 2020-01-23 at 7:55 AM UTC

   #8066
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Only girls are allowed to be bisexual
7. 2020-01-23 at 7:56 AM UTC

   #8067
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Only girls are allowed to be bisexual

   
   You woke up and are shitposting one liners across the board.
8. 2020-01-23 at 8:17 AM UTC

   #8068
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I have not slept this is how my brain works when I'm sober.
   
   Sobriety insomnia. Also plurals hello my name is Peter!
9. 2020-01-23 at 8:29 AM UTC

   #8069
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Yes yes we know.
   
   "Im the zaniest when I'm sober.'
10. 2020-01-23 at 8:32 AM UTC

    #8070
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I had a nice dinner what about you
11. 2020-01-23 at 8:40 AM UTC

    #8071
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I worked from 9-4. I drank a few beers and listened to tool for the end of my shift as I worked alone and casually closed the place down as I do do. Locked up. Met shannon at her car and went to Doolittles
    Then we went to the boiler room and I had a mojito and drank the leafs. Then we went to to chimdleus and played Tricia and I ordered double whiskey cokes and thr faggot made them as singles. Etc
12. 2020-01-23 at 8:42 AM UTC

    #8072
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Which one of those females is your new squeeze?
13. 2020-01-23 at 8:44 AM UTC

    #8073
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Which one of those females is your new squeeze?

    
    Are you sober?
14. 2020-01-23 at 8:49 AM UTC

    #8074
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by mmQ Are you sober?

    
    >Scrommy
    >Sober
    
    Pick one
15. 2020-01-23 at 8:51 AM UTC

    #8075
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Very sober. The ass end of a 4 week month that I got paid early because of Christmas
    
    We didn't even buy gifts for each other, just a lot of alcohol.
16. 2020-01-23 at 9:15 AM UTC

    #8076
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Very sober. The ass end of a 4 week month that I got paid early because of Christmas
    
    We didn't even buy gifts for each other, just a lot of alcohol.

    
    Every month has 4 weeks I thought. Is the Candian calandra different ?
17. 2020-01-23 at 9:15 AM UTC

    #8077
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country >Scrommy
    >Sober
    
    Pick one

    
    I pick Scrommy?
18. 2020-01-23 at 9:21 AM UTC

    #8078
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When I'm drunk I so bad things . Man back in the day when I was on TC everyone would enxouragevme me to go steal more wine and beer and cheese fr from my friend Shannons house.
    
    Yes wren go get more.
    
    Projectors.
19. 2020-01-23 at 9:27 AM UTC

    #8079
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by mmQ Every month has 4 weeks I thought. Is the Candian calandra different ?

    
    I meant 5
20. 2020-01-23 at 9:35 AM UTC

    #8080
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    does bryan seem like a crack head to you?