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  1. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace eigth

    We call those half quarters where i'm from
  2. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood We call those half quarters where i'm from

    Interesting. A half quarter here is called a quadruple dub
  3. We call those double doubles here
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We call everything McDoubles ketchup only around here
  5. Ketchup chips
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Ketchip
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I ate some unicorn delight ice cream last night, just tastes like cake and it's all bright blue and green and pink.

    I just pooped and my poops were quite green, ALMOST blue. It made me happy. That's all.

    Thank y ok u.
  8. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    loli is not moving in afterall. this is both bad and good

    (((interestingly))) 1 business day after my car got hit I get a " happy birthday" letter from an injury attorney with a gift card to a coffee chain

    nigga its not even fucking close to my birthday
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Happy Birthday bro
  10. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    The Evan got me ready to fight a nigga
  11. Originally posted by mmQ I ate some unicorn delight ice cream last night, just tastes like cake and it's all bright blue and green and pink.

    I just pooped and my poops were quite green, ALMOST blue. It made me happy. That's all.

    Thank y ok u.

    Tfw you forgot you ate beets and your shits are bright red and your piss is sunset orange.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Tfw you forgot you ate beets and your shits are bright red and your piss is sunset orange.

    I just want blue shit. I know how to make my shit green, reddish, and even yellow. Lol. But never a good strict SKY BLUE.
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Tfw you forgot you ate beets and your shits are bright red and your piss is sunset orange.

    toilet tequila sunset
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Cheyes loli is not moving in afterall. this is both bad and good

    (((interestingly))) 1 business day after my car got hit I get a " happy birthday" letter from an injury attorney with a gift card to a coffee chain

    nigga its not even fucking close to my birthday

    He wants to discuss the possibilities of him representing you when you sue the person that hit your car, over coffee of course.

    Also, on the real, why would a loli move in with you? I know it's not happening but what's the sitrep.
  15. ZIGGY Houston
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ‘»πŸ€‘πŸ˜œπŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸŽˆ

    Miss u
  16. GiGA KROZ Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ I just want blue shit. I know how to make my shit green, reddish, and even yellow. Lol. But never a good strict SKY BLUE.

    here you go

    Faygo Original Grape Soda; Now made with Cane Sugar Again!!! From Detroit. [12 Fl. Oz./355 mL]

    INGREDIENTS: Carbonated Water, Cane Sugar, Citric & Tartaric Acid, Potassium Benzoate (As Preservative), Artificial Flavor, Gum Acacia, Red 40 & Blue 1.


  17. Originally posted by mmQ I just want blue shit. I know how to make my shit green, reddish, and even yellow. Lol. But never a good strict SKY BLUE.

    You have to blow a smurf
  18. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You have to blow a smurf

    Oh, I don’t know. I think he needs some smurf in him.
  19. Originally posted by Technologist Oh, I don’t know. I think he needs some smurf in him.

    Do u have a little Mexican in u?

    No.

    Oh.. do you want one?

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