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So when you're born, your heart is only going to beat x number of times before you DIE

  1. #41
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol this is such nonsense. Burns muscle tissue? Nigga pls

    I know u are but what am i?
  2. #42
    Splam African Astronaut
    When you go hungry your body will burn muscle before burning fat.
  3. #43
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Splam When you go hungry your body will burn muscle before burning fat.

    No.fat first.
  4. #44
    does meth even make your heart beat super fast? at what doeses? i was under the impression that it just constricted blood vessels really hard making the heart work extra.
  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian does meth even make your heart beat super fast? at what doeses? i was under the impression that it just constricted blood vessels really hard making the heart work extra.

    I think you're mainly right. It just beats relatively faster when uoire sitting there doing nothing than it would otherwise.
  6. #46
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian does meth even make your heart beat super fast? at what doeses? i was under the impression that it just constricted blood vessels really hard making the heart work extra.

    I don't know how much I ate but I went into the plasma center after eating it and my pulse was like 140 bpm and their what the fuck go home
  7. #47
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    When does Dominos open?
  8. #48
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fonaplats When does Dominos open?

    At 11am
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  9. #49
    I’ve heard this before, but it’s a myth. Pretty sure it started as a quote some random famous idiot said and it’s been repeated as fact by other idiots. Your heart doesn’t have a built-in allocation of beats before it stops working.

    Well I mean technically it does but that’s only because all things that will ever happen in the universe were already predetermined at the moment of the Big Bang due to the nature of causality. Including how many times your heart will beat during your life.

    But what I mean is it’s not like you were born with a heart “rated” for 3,000,000,000 beats or whatever and nothing that happens to you during your life ever changes it’s “rating”.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Technologist Are you serious? Trolling maybe?

    what;s the last time you've had bonners bonning you ?
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Fox I’ve heard this before, but it’s a myth. Pretty sure it started as a quote some random famous idiot said and it’s been repeated as fact by other idiots. Your heart doesn’t have a built-in allocation of beats before it stops working.

    Well I mean technically it does but that’s only because all things that will ever happen in the universe were already predetermined at the moment of the Big Bang due to the nature of causality. Including how many times your heart will beat during your life.

    But what I mean is it’s not like you were born with a heart “rated” for 3,000,000,000 beats or whatever and nothing that happens to you during your life ever changes it’s “rating”.

    you can exercise your heart to make it stronger, but you cant do anything to make your heart valves tougher.

    powerful hearts arent good for their valves.
  12. #52
    Mine beats more cuz i do stimmys
  13. #53
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you can exercise your heart to make it stronger, but you cant do anything to make your heart valves tougher.

    powerful hearts arent good for their valves.

    You can make your heart valves 'tougher' but it's not a good thing.
  14. #54
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Some of the best doctors in the world say workouts like jogging are totally unnecessary, and go so far as to say you can shorten your life by doing them. Take a nap instead, they say.
  15. #55
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats When does Dominos open?

    Whenever ur fat whore of a girlfriend opens the store.
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  16. #56
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Some of the best doctors in the world say workouts like jogging are totally unnecessary, and go so far as to say you can shorten your life by doing them. Take a nap instead, they say.

    That's why I jog several miles A-day
  17. #57
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by WellHung That's why I jog several miles A-day

    The only time you run is when you are being chased.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You can make your heart valves 'tougher' but it's not a good thing.

    no you cant and thats why your parents had doctor fix it.
  19. #59
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no you cant and thats why your parents had doctor fix it.

  20. #60
    I'll stick to my cardiologist's advice. Thanks anyway benny
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