So when you're born, your heart is only going to beat x number of times before you DIE

1. 2020-01-19 at 5:46 AM UTC

   #21
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by 🐿 This thread sucks. I'll join in to make it suckier.

   
   Dont talk...just open ur mouth.👍
2. 2020-01-19 at 5:46 AM UTC

   #22
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm not trolling I'm just being silly, maybe.
   
   Just tell me why its healthier to run for 2 hours a day than it is to smoke a point of meth once a day.
   
   
   You're wearing your heart out kid! Give it a rest!!!

   
   weeeeel meth is a carcinogen.. and running while it makes the heart beat faster your bring more air into your body and building up better muscle tissue.
3. 2020-01-19 at 5:48 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Splam African Astronaut
   It's a muscle. It'll grow weak if you don't use it.
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   • kroz
4. 2020-01-19 at 5:50 AM UTC

   #24
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by A College Professor when you rev your heart up with exercise it makes it more bigly so that when ur chill it beats slow
   
   so therefore even tho it revs up high when ur exercising it chills down alot when ur not so it still makes it go less
   
   thats how its better

   
   its all about that body pump fam, work it toot it scoot boot it shoot move it all around, this is howiemandeldoererit.
   
   anyone remember that gont toker face? he would work out but said he doesn't have sex because it kills his gains lmao
   
   
5. 2020-01-19 at 5:51 AM UTC

   #25
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Splam It's a muscle. It'll grow weak if you don't use it.

   
   i do cock pushups
6. 2020-01-19 at 5:52 AM UTC

   #26
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby weeeeel meth is a carcinogen.. and running while it makes the heart beat faster your bring more air into your body and building up better muscle tissue.

   
   Wrong. Cardiovascular activity is aerobic...which means it burns muscle tissue. Anaerobic activity (resistance training) is needed to build muscle. Ever notice how long -distance runners are so lean?
7. 2020-01-19 at 5:52 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Splam African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i do cock pushups

   
   Your dick's a bone, not a muscle smartass.
8. 2020-01-19 at 5:52 AM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole
   That nigger is sexy.
9. 2020-01-19 at 5:53 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Splam African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby weeeeel meth is a carcinogen.. and running while it makes the heart beat faster your bring more air into your body and building up better muscle tissue.

   
   Say the meth is pharmaceutical.
   Ya I say go for it. Smoke meth for a stronger healthier heart.
10. 2020-01-19 at 5:54 AM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Splam Your dick's a bone, not a muscle smartass.

    
    I'll put my smart bone in your ass, dick.
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    • Splam
11. 2020-01-19 at 5:55 AM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna ask this question on Yahoo answers and reddit and quora and Facebook tomorrow and then compare the answers.
12. 2020-01-19 at 5:57 AM UTC

    #32
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    sorry yahoo answers is out of business ( female CEO lol... ) and quora is not troll enabled
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13. 2020-01-19 at 5:59 AM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by A College Professor sorry yahoo answers is out of business ( female CEO lol… ) and quora is not troll enabled

    
    Puuurrrfect
    
    -Chootie, 2012
14. 2020-01-19 at 6 AM UTC

    #34
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Splam Your dick's a bone, not a muscle smartass.

    
    its a sphincter, a smooth muscle like the asshole and the throat
15. 2020-01-19 at 6 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Splam Your dick's a bone, not a muscle smartass.

    
    Are you serious? Trolling maybe?
16. 2020-01-19 at 6:01 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby its a sphincter, a smooth muscle like the asshole and the throat

    
    Not a sphincter either.
17. 2020-01-19 at 6:06 AM UTC

    #37
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor sorry yahoo answers is out of business ( female CEO lol… ) and quora is not troll enabled

    
    Thats not funny.
18. 2020-01-19 at 6:07 AM UTC

    #38
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Bullshit.

    
    Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy. Its a thing
19. 2020-01-19 at 6:08 AM UTC

    #39
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Wrong. Cardiovascular activity is aerobic…which means it burns muscle tissue. Anaerobic activity (resistance training) is needed to build muscle. Ever notice how long -distance runners are so lean?

    
    Lol this is such nonsense. Burns muscle tissue? Nigga pls
20. 2020-01-19 at 6:12 AM UTC

    #40
    

    Splam African Astronaut
    Ok so for short bursts of a raised pulse simulating a sprinter we should recommend crack cocaine.
    For the longer periods of raised pulse simulating a marathon runner, we should recommend methamphetamine.