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  1. Originally posted by CASPER Should we attempt secret Santa again or nah? Last time I remember I got j3wed.

    I'll send you a hand drawn Christmas card nigga. Pick your favorite Christmas monster
  2. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by CASPER Just get Thai peanut sauce already

    I'm a recluse though. I really hate walking too. If I can't order it in a convenient way I don't get it. I have lots of tobasco and PB around. Thanks though I do appreciate this suggestion...maybe if I remember I will order it next grocery delivery
  3. Then at least use sirracha
  4. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Is that some sort of vaseline for my assal colony?
  5. Originally posted by Dregs Is that some sort of vaseline for my assal colony?

    ...seriously?



    Its one of the most popular hot sauces in the world.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I was unaware that Christmas monsters were such a big thing. This will take consideration. This is hilarious though:

    “Sheep Cote Clog,” a peg-legged sheep fancier; “Gully Hawk” who hides out in ditches or gullies and waits for an opportune moment to run into the cow shed and lick the foam off the milk in the milking buckets; “Stubby” whose name denotes his stature as he is unusually short; “Spoon Licker,” a licker and thief of spoons; “Pot Scraper” who is a petty thief of leftovers; “Bowl Licker” who hides under your bed and waits for you to absentmindedly put down your bowl so he can steal and yes, lick it; “Door Slammer” who slams doors all night; “Skyr Gobbler” who eats “skyr” yogurt; “Sausage Swiper” who steals sausage; “Window Peeper” who watches you from the windows; “Doorway Sniffer” who uses his incredibly large nose to sniff through doors to find bread; “Meat Hook” who always brings a hook along with him so he can steal meat; and “Candle Stealer” who follows children around so he can steal their candles, leaving them in the dark.
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  7. Sausage swiper keeps me up at night

    ;)
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Dregs I'm a recluse though. I really hate walking too. If I can't order it in a convenient way I don't get it. I have lots of tobasco and PB around. Thanks though I do appreciate this suggestion…maybe if I remember I will order it next grocery delivery

    Make it yourself. Peanut butter,brown sugar, soy sauce, coconut cream, garlic, crushed chili, salt, lime juice and lime zest
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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i love that children are supposed to be spurred to good behavior by a paraplegic who fucks sheep
  10. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace …seriously?



    Its one of the most popular hot sauces in the world.

    Oh that shit..guess I was thinking of something else. Hmm I like that one
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'll send you a hand drawn Christmas card nigga. Pick your favorite Christmas monster

    Ok I was torn between tomten, belsnickel, or the Yule cat...but being that I’m Welsh and it looks fuckin badass, I’ll take Mari Lwyd. Looks like some Native American stuff.

    Or belsnickel. Whatever is easier to draw.
  12. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by CASPER Make it yourself. Peanut butter,brown sugar, soy sauce, coconut cream, garlic, crushed chili, salt, lime juice and lime zest

    Does it require using my fingers and hands much? I dislike straining them kinda arthirtic but this does sound awesome. Thanks again. I could see you saving many lives
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    cock sauce
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ You are so fucking weird man. I mean that endearingly. When you first started posting here regularly you were so haphazard and your posts were like Menendez menen and a CD arlo if I like tjrucka and bucks and mucks and I HATE YOU I love you I diet

    Yiu were really incoherent, a lot. Now you're not. You're rarely incoherent. What drugs were you on then and are you glad to be wherebyoure at now or do you miss that version of you?

    I would like to be psychoanalyzed next, please.
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    They call me Mr Beelzebub
  16. Originally posted by CASPER Ok I was torn between tomten, belsnickel, or the Yule cat…but being that I’m Welsh and it looks fuckin badass, I’ll take Mari Lwyd. Looks like some Native American stuff.

    Or belsnickel. Whatever is easier to draw.

    Do you want me to mail it or just post it here? I mean you could put it on your fridge niggo.

    I'll probably do it tomorrow when I have more time. Pick one and I'll do it no matter what.
  17. I charge $50,000 dollars per drawing
  18. Rrr African Astronaut
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    They call me Mr Weaselbutt
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

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