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2019-12-09 at 4:03 PM UTC
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2019-12-09 at 4:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Just get Thai peanut sauce already
I'm a recluse though. I really hate walking too. If I can't order it in a convenient way I don't get it. I have lots of tobasco and PB around. Thanks though I do appreciate this suggestion...maybe if I remember I will order it next grocery delivery -
2019-12-09 at 4:09 PM UTCThen at least use sirracha
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2019-12-09 at 4:11 PM UTCIs that some sort of vaseline for my assal colony?
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2019-12-09 at 4:20 PM UTC
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2019-12-09 at 4:21 PM UTCI was unaware that Christmas monsters were such a big thing. This will take consideration. This is hilarious though:
“Sheep Cote Clog,” a peg-legged sheep fancier; “Gully Hawk” who hides out in ditches or gullies and waits for an opportune moment to run into the cow shed and lick the foam off the milk in the milking buckets; “Stubby” whose name denotes his stature as he is unusually short; “Spoon Licker,” a licker and thief of spoons; “Pot Scraper” who is a petty thief of leftovers; “Bowl Licker” who hides under your bed and waits for you to absentmindedly put down your bowl so he can steal and yes, lick it; “Door Slammer” who slams doors all night; “Skyr Gobbler” who eats “skyr” yogurt; “Sausage Swiper” who steals sausage; “Window Peeper” who watches you from the windows; “Doorway Sniffer” who uses his incredibly large nose to sniff through doors to find bread; “Meat Hook” who always brings a hook along with him so he can steal meat; and “Candle Stealer” who follows children around so he can steal their candles, leaving them in the dark.
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2019-12-09 at 4:23 PM UTCSausage swiper keeps me up at night
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2019-12-09 at 4:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dregs I'm a recluse though. I really hate walking too. If I can't order it in a convenient way I don't get it. I have lots of tobasco and PB around. Thanks though I do appreciate this suggestion…maybe if I remember I will order it next grocery delivery
Make it yourself. Peanut butter,brown sugar, soy sauce, coconut cream, garlic, crushed chili, salt, lime juice and lime zestThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-09 at 4:26 PM UTCi love that children are supposed to be spurred to good behavior by a paraplegic who fucks sheep
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2019-12-09 at 4:29 PM UTC
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2019-12-09 at 4:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'll send you a hand drawn Christmas card nigga. Pick your favorite Christmas monster
Ok I was torn between tomten, belsnickel, or the Yule cat...but being that I’m Welsh and it looks fuckin badass, I’ll take Mari Lwyd. Looks like some Native American stuff.
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2019-12-09 at 4:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Make it yourself. Peanut butter,brown sugar, soy sauce, coconut cream, garlic, crushed chili, salt, lime juice and lime zest
Does it require using my fingers and hands much? I dislike straining them kinda arthirtic but this does sound awesome. Thanks again. I could see you saving many lives -
2019-12-09 at 5:05 PM UTCcock sauce
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2019-12-09 at 5:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ You are so fucking weird man. I mean that endearingly. When you first started posting here regularly you were so haphazard and your posts were like Menendez menen and a CD arlo if I like tjrucka and bucks and mucks and I HATE YOU I love you I diet
Yiu were really incoherent, a lot. Now you're not. You're rarely incoherent. What drugs were you on then and are you glad to be wherebyoure at now or do you miss that version of you?
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2019-12-09 at 5:35 PM UTCThey call me Mr Beelzebub
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2019-12-09 at 7:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Ok I was torn between tomten, belsnickel, or the Yule cat…but being that I’m Welsh and it looks fuckin badass, I’ll take Mari Lwyd. Looks like some Native American stuff.
Or belsnickel. Whatever is easier to draw.
Do you want me to mail it or just post it here? I mean you could put it on your fridge niggo.
I'll probably do it tomorrow when I have more time. Pick one and I'll do it no matter what. -
2019-12-09 at 7:59 PM UTCI charge $50,000 dollars per drawing
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2019-12-09 at 8:43 PM UTC
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2019-12-09 at 9:34 PM UTCThey call me Mr Weaselbutt
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2019-12-09 at 9:45 PM UTC
