2019-12-09 at 4:09 PM UTC
Then at least use sirracha
2019-12-09 at 4:11 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Is that some sort of vaseline for my assal colony?
2019-12-09 at 4:21 PM UTC
I was unaware that Christmas monsters were such a big thing. This will take consideration. This is hilarious though:
“Sheep Cote Clog,” a peg-legged sheep fancier; “Gully Hawk” who hides out in ditches or gullies and waits for an opportune moment to run into the cow shed and lick the foam off the milk in the milking buckets; “Stubby” whose name denotes his stature as he is unusually short; “Spoon Licker,” a licker and thief of spoons; “Pot Scraper” who is a petty thief of leftovers; “Bowl Licker” who hides under your bed and waits for you to absentmindedly put down your bowl so he can steal and yes, lick it; “Door Slammer” who slams doors all night; “Skyr Gobbler” who eats “skyr” yogurt; “Sausage Swiper” who steals sausage; “Window Peeper” who watches you from the windows; “Doorway Sniffer” who uses his incredibly large nose to sniff through doors to find bread; “Meat Hook” who always brings a hook along with him so he can steal meat; and “Candle Stealer” who follows children around so he can steal their candles, leaving them in the dark.
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2019-12-09 at 4:23 PM UTC
Sausage swiper keeps me up at night
;)
2019-12-09 at 4:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dregs
I'm a recluse though. I really hate walking too. If I can't order it in a convenient way I don't get it. I have lots of tobasco and PB around. Thanks though I do appreciate this suggestion…maybe if I remember I will order it next grocery delivery
Make it yourself. Peanut butter,brown sugar, soy sauce, coconut cream, garlic, crushed chili, salt, lime juice and lime zest
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2019-12-09 at 4:26 PM UTC
i love that children are supposed to be spurred to good behavior by a paraplegic who fucks sheep
2019-12-09 at 5:35 PM UTC
They call me Mr Beelzebub
2019-12-09 at 7:59 PM UTC
I charge $50,000 dollars per drawing
2019-12-09 at 9:34 PM UTC
They call me Mr Weaselbutt