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The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
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2019-12-02 at 4:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I dunno my dad drank and smoked for most of his life. He wakes up and gets drunk to watch price is right and sometimes has to pull over while driving because he needs to throw up
And he isn't even the oldest person I've met that lives that way. My old neighbor Matt was in his 70s and drank and smoked every night plus he couldn't tell his benzos, anti psychotics and anti viral meds apart so he just took handfuls of all of them
Yeah. For most people it's just a matter of time. My friend's brother died at 30 from drinking. My other friend's brother has chirrosis and he's 19. It's really just a luck game. -
2019-12-02 at 5:01 AM UTCXx
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2019-12-02 at 5:02 AM UTCtfw when you're wearing pants and a belt and you have to pee and you have your phone in your one hand and use your other hand to open yourn fly and reach in to maneuver the front boxer pee slit hole thing but your boxers are twisted to the side a little bit so you get frustrated and start thrashing at them tugging them to and fro trying to find the penis slot and you forget that you were still holding a razor blade from chopping up the tendie lines 2 minutes before and you realise you've just shredded your penis apart through your underwear and you'll never probably be the same again ?
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2019-12-02 at 5:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ tfw when you're wearing pants and a belt and you have to pee and you have your phone in your one hand and use your other hand to open yourn fly and reach in to maneuver the front boxer pee slit hole thing but your boxers are twisted to the side a little bit so you get frustrated and start thrashing at them tugging them to and fro trying to find the penis slot and you forget that you were still holding a razor blade from chopping up the tendie lines 2 minutes before and you realise you've just shredded your penis apart through your underwear and you'll never probably be the same again ?
Is that what you see in her face? -
2019-12-02 at 5:19 AM UTCShe got a fucked up nose famelot
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2019-12-02 at 5:23 AM UTC
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2019-12-02 at 5:43 AM UTCDoes anyone still listen to Paul oakenfold besides me?
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2019-12-02 at 6:01 AM UTCI havent killed anyone π
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2019-12-02 at 6:03 AM UTCOh come let us adore Him.
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2019-12-02 at 6:30 AM UTCOh my gosh
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2019-12-02 at 8:34 AM UTCTube of cough syrup
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2019-12-02 at 8:34 AM UTCget LOUD!
be SILLY! -
2019-12-02 at 8:37 AM UTC
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2019-12-02 at 8:44 AM UTC
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2019-12-02 at 8:57 AM UTC
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2019-12-02 at 9:07 AM UTCyeah pretty sure I have it saved on my other cmoputer as 'sploo.jpg' or something
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2019-12-02 at 9:37 AM UTCLoli ripe > goreshit
Is better than
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2019-12-02 at 9:39 AM UTC
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2019-12-02 at 2:01 PM UTCHow the fuck do you listen to that
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2019-12-02 at 2:04 PM UTC