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  1. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I dunno my dad drank and smoked for most of his life. He wakes up and gets drunk to watch price is right and sometimes has to pull over while driving because he needs to throw up

    And he isn't even the oldest person I've met that lives that way. My old neighbor Matt was in his 70s and drank and smoked every night plus he couldn't tell his benzos, anti psychotics and anti viral meds apart so he just took handfuls of all of them

    Yeah. For most people it's just a matter of time. My friend's brother died at 30 from drinking. My other friend's brother has chirrosis and he's 19. It's really just a luck game.
  2. Rrr African Astronaut
    Xx
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    tfw when you're wearing pants and a belt and you have to pee and you have your phone in your one hand and use your other hand to open yourn fly and reach in to maneuver the front boxer pee slit hole thing but your boxers are twisted to the side a little bit so you get frustrated and start thrashing at them tugging them to and fro trying to find the penis slot and you forget that you were still holding a razor blade from chopping up the tendie lines 2 minutes before and you realise you've just shredded your penis apart through your underwear and you'll never probably be the same again ?
  4. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ tfw when you're wearing pants and a belt and you have to pee and you have your phone in your one hand and use your other hand to open yourn fly and reach in to maneuver the front boxer pee slit hole thing but your boxers are twisted to the side a little bit so you get frustrated and start thrashing at them tugging them to and fro trying to find the penis slot and you forget that you were still holding a razor blade from chopping up the tendie lines 2 minutes before and you realise you've just shredded your penis apart through your underwear and you'll never probably be the same again ?

    Is that what you see in her face?
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    She got a fucked up nose famelot
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does anyone still listen to Paul oakenfold besides me?
  8. Rrr African Astronaut
    I havent killed anyone 😭
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh come let us adore Him.
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Oh my gosh
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tube of cough syrup
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    get LOUD!
    be SILLY!
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    This was my facebook profile picture for a year
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah pretty sure I have it saved on my other cmoputer as 'sploo.jpg' or something
  17. Rrr African Astronaut
    Loli ripe > goreshit



    Is better than

  18. Rrr African Astronaut
  19. How the fuck do you listen to that
  20. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Solstice How the fuck do you listen to that

    Remember who you’re talking to!πŸ˜›

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