The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-02 at 4:58 AM UTC

   #4741
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I dunno my dad drank and smoked for most of his life. He wakes up and gets drunk to watch price is right and sometimes has to pull over while driving because he needs to throw up
   
   And he isn't even the oldest person I've met that lives that way. My old neighbor Matt was in his 70s and drank and smoked every night plus he couldn't tell his benzos, anti psychotics and anti viral meds apart so he just took handfuls of all of them

   
   Yeah. For most people it's just a matter of time. My friend's brother died at 30 from drinking. My other friend's brother has chirrosis and he's 19. It's really just a luck game.
2. 2019-12-02 at 5:01 AM UTC

   #4742
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Xx
3. 2019-12-02 at 5:02 AM UTC

   #4743
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   tfw when you're wearing pants and a belt and you have to pee and you have your phone in your one hand and use your other hand to open yourn fly and reach in to maneuver the front boxer pee slit hole thing but your boxers are twisted to the side a little bit so you get frustrated and start thrashing at them tugging them to and fro trying to find the penis slot and you forget that you were still holding a razor blade from chopping up the tendie lines 2 minutes before and you realise you've just shredded your penis apart through your underwear and you'll never probably be the same again ?
4. 2019-12-02 at 5:03 AM UTC

   #4744
   

   Rrr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ tfw when you're wearing pants and a belt and you have to pee and you have your phone in your one hand and use your other hand to open yourn fly and reach in to maneuver the front boxer pee slit hole thing but your boxers are twisted to the side a little bit so you get frustrated and start thrashing at them tugging them to and fro trying to find the penis slot and you forget that you were still holding a razor blade from chopping up the tendie lines 2 minutes before and you realise you've just shredded your penis apart through your underwear and you'll never probably be the same again ?

   
   Is that what you see in her face?
5. 2019-12-02 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #4745
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   She got a fucked up nose famelot
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Rrr
6. 2019-12-02 at 5:23 AM UTC

   #4746
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
7. 2019-12-02 at 5:43 AM UTC

   #4747
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Does anyone still listen to Paul oakenfold besides me?
8. 2019-12-02 at 6:01 AM UTC

   #4748
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   I havent killed anyone 😭
9. 2019-12-02 at 6:03 AM UTC

   #4749
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Oh come let us adore Him.
10. 2019-12-02 at 6:30 AM UTC

    #4750
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Oh my gosh
11. 2019-12-02 at 8:34 AM UTC

    #4751
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tube of cough syrup
12. 2019-12-02 at 8:34 AM UTC

    #4752
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    get LOUD!
    be SILLY!
13. 2019-12-02 at 8:37 AM UTC

    #4753
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
14. 2019-12-02 at 8:44 AM UTC

    #4754
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Rrr
15. 2019-12-02 at 8:57 AM UTC

    #4755
    

    Rrr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    This was my facebook profile picture for a year
16. 2019-12-02 at 9:07 AM UTC

    #4756
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah pretty sure I have it saved on my other cmoputer as 'sploo.jpg' or something
17. 2019-12-02 at 9:37 AM UTC

    #4757
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Loli ripe > goreshit
    
    
    
    Is better than
    
    
18. 2019-12-02 at 9:39 AM UTC

    #4758
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
19. 2019-12-02 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #4759
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How the fuck do you listen to that
20. 2019-12-02 at 2:04 PM UTC

    #4760
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Solstice How the fuck do you listen to that

    
    Remember who you’re talking to!😛