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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I don't believe youuuu

    buttons are so rare

    how is it

    I feel wonky!


    Just kidding .

    Yiure right..


    Buttons are rare.

    Lol.
    Buttons

    All buttons.

    Geen. Yemmow

    People
    Many
    Sour

    Sour button power button

    Seed button flower button

    BUTTON

    bad word

    Take it away from me. slaves.



    Ok
    8s. Let's think of the time when we were so old we didnt even know words. So we had to say... yoga boga ! , or 'grinnnn grunt hrrrr Gerry's

    Or grumpgh . And then theybskosky started to mean things. For your health. Ja. Jannnny!!
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    :(
  3. hi wren do you want to write something with me again
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sosig
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace hi wren do you want to write something with me again

    Always.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    By that I mean whenever I'm not too sad. L
  7. I will make a thread
  8. I'm talking to a thirteen year old online help
  9. She's counseling me??????
  10. now im counseling her
  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm talking to a thirteen year old online help

    Wario no
  12. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Wario no

    She's like... ridiculously mature. I'm obviously not attracted to her but I feel weird for talking to children.
  13. also drunk so
  14. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace She's like… ridiculously mature.

    That's cos she's a big hairy 40 year old beer belly cop.
  15. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country That's cos she's a big hairy 40 year old beer belly cop.

    "Stranger: I have to go :9

    Stranger: :(

    Stranger: Just contact whenever you need me

    Stranger: If you are about to do something bad just text me or call the suicide hotline number"
  16. debating whether or not to contact her because I feel some weird parental responsibility, or to just ignore her and let her fall into the abyss. She gave me her phone number.

    Goddamn if I was wariat I'd be having a field day.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No matter what you look like you can find women. I used to think it was difficult but women are just as horny and lonely as men and that's their secret. If you keep looking at them like "WELL WHAT DO WOMEN WANT I DONT UNDERSTAND" and act like you have to play some kind of game to get laid, then yeah, you're going to have a hard time with your mental gymnastics. But if you literally just be yourself (and I mean the good you not the stalking stabbing girls with pencils you) then I think most people would have no problem finding women.

    I mean I have seen some UGLY motherfuckers get laid regularly. I'm 10/10 so I wouldn't know what that's like, but honestly the cliche is true. You just gotta put yourself out there. Actually talk to women.

    I'm an introvert so it's not always easy for me but I find that when I do open up to people, women will flock to me like flies. Alcohol is a quick cheat code but they have to be drunk also and those aren't always fun places to hang out.

    I would not put too much stress on looks, sploo. If you want a 10/10 bitch like the ones I fuck then yes, you will need to look like a motherfucker. (if you need workout tips hmu)

    But if you're just trying to find love or pussy (all cats are grey in the dark) then don't worry about how you look. Worry about how you present yourself.

    Frankly I'm kind of in a mode where I don't even want to meet people or talk to anyone so I am really short and cold with people. But it's kind of helped me understand why sometimes people are like that with me as well. You never know what's going on in someone's head, including girls. So don't feel bad if they do something you don't like.

    I'm also in a FWB situation though so what do I know. I've been using dating apps on and off but honestly most of the women I meet just flat out suck. I don't like most people. I can socialize with them, but I won't like it.

    Shouldn't you be posting how to get a guy?
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    as I understand it that's even easier
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace debating whether or not to contact her because I feel some weird parental responsibility, or to just ignore her and let her fall into the abyss. She gave me her phone number.

    Goddamn if I was wariat I'd be having a field day.

    Plz befriend the girl and have her team up with us to put warily back in prison. It will give her life purpose and it will make me happy and it will bring us lulz thank you.
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm talking to a thirteen year old online help

    Pics?

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