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  1. Rrr African Astronaut
    Autism eyes
  2. Rrr African Astronaut
    The funniest thing malice ever did was explaining his 10 year dissapearance to his father with "I have autism"

    "Son I havent seen you in years, I thought you died, i was worried sick, what happened to you"

    "I have autism"

    "Oh lol k"
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I miss juicebox and crazymike and malice, mostly because they're dead (crazymike might be in prison). I wouldn't miss them if they just stopped posting, knowing they won't again leaves a hole
  4. Rrr African Astronaut
    I was thinking that the other day, but I miss STD and IWD. IWD was always having a manic episode, STD would huff raid in a fedora and fap to slaughtered vomit dolls like me. Iirc crazymike od'd on heroinseed tea while on vacation
  5. Originally posted by Rrr I was thinking that the other day, but I miss STD and IWD. Iirc crazymike od'd on heroinseed tea while on vacation

    Isn't STD in prison still for that controlled delivery?
  6. Rrr African Astronaut
    I remember him going to prison but he could be out by now. Even if he was he might not be able to find this site
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice "have you found Jesus?"

    "no he really is the king of hide and seek"
  8. Rrr African Astronaut
    https://lockedinprism.bandcamp.com/track/shapes-of-death-ft-sploo

    Im going to miss roshambo soon because theres no way he isnt going to die
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Originally posted by Rrr I remember him going to prison but he could be out by now. Even if he was he might not be able to find this site

    Is there a zoklet subreddit or facebook page or instagram or whatever else?

    Because if not we should make one so that people can find their way back. Makes me sad to think of the niggas that could have been who might have tried to find this community but just didn't search in the right places or ask the right people. 2015/2016 were not good years to be away from the community.

    Or possibly the best years. I don't know. They're probably better off without us. We shouldn't hassle them.
  10. Rrr African Astronaut
    Im a good singer^
  11. Originally posted by Rrr https://lockedinprism.bandcamp.com/track/shapes-of-death-ft-sploo

    Im going to miss roshambo soon because theres no way he isnt going to die

    He would sound so much better with a proper mic/some software.
  12. Rrr African Astronaut
    Thats me singing
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Isn't STD in prison still for that controlled delivery?

    for the carding stuff or something else? because he got off with a warning for the former
  14. Originally posted by aldra for the carding stuff or something else? because he got off with a warning for the former

    It was for drugs. I don't remember which ones, but I do remember him posting about getting his door bust down for it by them. Not sure how harsh the penalties are for that in kangarooland.

    Remember when he huffed raid and suffered neurological damage
  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    Fuck im becoming completely o.bsessed with my appearance
  16. Originally posted by Rrr Fuck im becoming completely o.bsessed with my appearance

    You really do have OCD.
  17. Rrr African Astronaut
    no shit, im on the max dose of a tricyclic approved specifically for OCD and it only partially helps. Having intrusive thoughts about roaches while i was jacking off was the worst thing EVER but at least the meds got rid of that, that was probably bundy brain damage related too
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace It was for drugs. I don't remember which ones, but I do remember him posting about getting his door bust down for it by them. Not sure how harsh the penalties are for that in kangarooland.

    Remember when he huffed raid and suffered neurological damage

    depends on which/volume

    I've not heard of anyone getting CDs here, I'm assuming it was a large volume probably ordered from overseas
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr I was thinking that the other day, but I miss STD and IWD. IWD was always having a manic episode, STD would huff raid in a fedora and fap to slaughtered vomit dolls like me. Iirc crazymike od'd on heroinseed tea while on vacation

    Fuck, that's a sin about crazymike, he had kids and I was buddies with him. Juicebox posted on the site we had too.

    Don't you have IWD on facebook? He'll write long homoerotic comments under pictures of you you'll have to delete later. He made a good troll too simply by saying "happy birthday president Donald J Trump" and posting an unironic looking picture of him (when it wasn't his birthday) and it made people flip shit for like a month. He'll probably just try to scam money or drugs from you. Fuck, he makes me want to make a fb again
  20. Rrr African Astronaut
    Pm me his name i want to add him

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