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  1. Originally posted by aldra when you were on dex or delirients did you ever get that sensation that you couldn't recognise the person in the mirror as yourself?

    yeah, i kinda turn into a husk from mass effect but not scary looking or evil

    I don't have to buy haircuts anymore, my hair culls itself now and it's easier to manage and looks less sloppy. I hope it's not permanent though
  2. Rrr African Astronaut
    I took 133 pictures of myself today. Just counted. OCD is worse than cancer
  3. Originally posted by Rrr He meant dextromethorphan stewpid

    Ppl get confused if you dont call it bundy

    Now, ya'll just find anyway to arguefy the night, dontcha?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You need a hobby boi

    Are you selling yourself? I want TWO hobby bois at my doorstep, pronto.
  5. Originally posted by mmQ Are you selling yourself? I want TWO hobby bois at my doorstep, pronto.

    Give me your address I'll be there after Thanksgiving
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Give me your address I'll be there after Thanksgiving

    You have my address. :(
  7. Rrr African Astronaut
    Does how a guy looks actually matter? For women its like everything, perhaps even the only thing, but it seems like for a guy there are a lot of other factors at play, like money, or personality/confidence, being fit, etc. Of course if a guy is a model its going to be significant, but for everyone else idk
  8. Rrr African Astronaut
    Deletid
  9. Originally posted by Rrr Does how a guy looks actually matter? For women its like everything, perhaps even the only thing, but it seems like for a guy there are a lot of other factors at play, like money, or personality/confidence, being fit, etc. Of course if a guy is a model its going to be significant, but for everyone else idk

    No matter what you look like you can find women. I used to think it was difficult but women are just as horny and lonely as men and that's their secret. If you keep looking at them like "WELL WHAT DO WOMEN WANT I DONT UNDERSTAND" and act like you have to play some kind of game to get laid, then yeah, you're going to have a hard time with your mental gymnastics. But if you literally just be yourself (and I mean the good you not the stalking stabbing girls with pencils you) then I think most people would have no problem finding women.

    I mean I have seen some UGLY motherfuckers get laid regularly. I'm 10/10 so I wouldn't know what that's like, but honestly the cliche is true. You just gotta put yourself out there. Actually talk to women.

    I'm an introvert so it's not always easy for me but I find that when I do open up to people, women will flock to me like flies. Alcohol is a quick cheat code but they have to be drunk also and those aren't always fun places to hang out.

    I would not put too much stress on looks, sploo. If you want a 10/10 bitch like the ones I fuck then yes, you will need to look like a motherfucker. (if you need workout tips hmu)

    But if you're just trying to find love or pussy (all cats are grey in the dark) then don't worry about how you look. Worry about how you present yourself.

    Frankly I'm kind of in a mode where I don't even want to meet people or talk to anyone so I am really short and cold with people. But it's kind of helped me understand why sometimes people are like that with me as well. You never know what's going on in someone's head, including girls. So don't feel bad if they do something you don't like.

    I'm also in a FWB situation though so what do I know. I've been using dating apps on and off but honestly most of the women I meet just flat out suck. I don't like most people. I can socialize with them, but I won't like it.
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  10. im on the monitor nigga
  11. im drunk nigga
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hep C rhymes with Pepsi
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have epilepsy? Just met me?
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Regret thee . I'll pet three

    Puppies. Kitties kitties kitties
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    National Kite Flying day is coming up; its February 8th 2020. Dont forget your kites.
  16. mq what u drinking
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace mq what u drinking

    Peyote buttons tea
  18. Originally posted by mmQ Peyote buttons tea

    I wish you were srs

    I've done san PEDRO tea and its great
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I wish you were srs

    I've done san PEDRO tea and its great

    I am serious.
  20. Originally posted by mmQ I am serious.

    I don't believe youuuu

    buttons are so rare

    how is it

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