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  1. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just ordered a bottle of clonazolam solution, step 1 complete.
  2. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano I don't have a reddit account except to ask obscure questions I can't find on google like why is my fuel economy display not working on my civic and can I sue my doctor after xyz under these specific circumstances. I have like 10 posts total, all of which are question threads, not that that matters and not that I have anything to prove to either of you, I really don't care.

    I wouldn't have to bring up reddit if §m£ÂgØL didn't post in the manner of a redditor and do reddit drugs and play reddit games like a redit type INTP stoner and believe the reddit hive mind philosophies (apparently you too). It's very personally consistent that you guys are obviously (mostly just §m£ÂgØL though) big time redditors and pretend like you aren't and that reddit is yucky and project that onto me because you don't feel degenerate enough because you live with your mom. it's so kewwwwwt! (;

    Anyway, I'm sorry, if you believe that "Millions of people buy X and claim that they like it, therfore it's manditorily good and any dissenting opinion, even my own, is wrong because I can't make up my own mind or think critically about things, or see things from a different perspective. The hive (mainstream) perspective is always right and I'm so smart for figuring that out. All of my views are consistent with what the 15 year olds on reddit believe but I'm not a redditor lol"

    He literally just defended a game he admitted is broken to the core and deletes your fucking save files



    I didn't defend shit. I said nintendo still has good titles, HOWEVER THERE'S THIS. You are retarded and the drugs have damaged your brain. Work on athletic abilities.
  3. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm so depressed I'm getting very self destructive, why does self destruction feel so good when you feel so bad?

    Destroy yourself all the way.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Should I get an 11 yr old cat that was abandoned?
  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hell no they probably had a good reason to get rid of it you dont want a defective cat do you
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  6. Rrr African Astronaut
    Brain damage is overrated af. I went to school to get something done today and cant help but feel i am severely dissociated from the human condition. Im relearning how to make eye contact with people, social anxiety makes it more stressful than it should be. I think im not inherently socially retarded (austinism) but can become a real person with friends as long as i put myself out there and prqctice social skills, instead of spending 2 years texting roshambo on the phone watching him go turbo junkie instead of making friends with classmTes which is what i have done in my first 2 years of college.
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  7. Rrr African Astronaut
    Lots of pretty white gurls there too. I WILL get a girlfriend in the next 2 college years or ill kill myself by overdosing on lope again. Im going to join lots of school clubs just to increase my exposure to humans as much as possible. Things are looking up meyybe
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  8. Rrr African Astronaut
    Im getting a psychology degree to become a psychologist or psychiatrist or something like that. All my years of manipulating doctors and reading neuroscience wikipedia articles on speed in my basement will finally pay off.
  9. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Imagine sploo as your psychologist
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  10. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Psychiatrists can write prescriptions, psychologists can't. Job opportunities for psychiatrists are far more abundant than for psychologists too.
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  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Should I get an 11 yr old cat that was abandoned?

    Yes, perfectly good kitty. They'll kill it for being a kitty that's not you for cite enough to be worth keeping alive. Save her.
  12. Rrr African Astronaut
    I literally explain to psychiatrists what meds they should prescribe me and then theyd follow my advice. I want to be a paychiatrist but then theres another 4-6 years of medical school. But if that can prolong me living with mommy and daddy for free for another 6 years fuck yeah. The idea of me prescribing drugs to people is awesome
  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Rrr I literally explain to psychiatrists what meds they should prescribe me and then theyd follow my advice. I want to be a paychiatrist but then theres another 4-6 years of medical school. But if that can prolong me living with mommy and daddy for free for another 6 years fuck yeah. The idea of me prescribing drugs to people is awesome

    I think you'd make an awesome psychiatrist, but like in all professions you would need to be prepared to toe the line and go along with the group a fair bit, even when the group is wrong. Every job has its bullshit that you need to deal with in order to fit in and be able to continue to work.
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  14. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Sploo you're not going to make it through medical school if you keep abusing bundy and alcohol. It basically takes all your time. To compete you need internships and volunteering and shit. You can't slack or just get by if you want to graduate AND find a job.
  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    That would be years from now anyway. Im just contemplating
  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Rrr That would be years from now anyway. Im just contemplating

    Nowadays college is a lifelong thing anyway. I first went to college aged 17, and dropped out. I went back aged 23 and graduated. I went back aged 32 and graduated again in a different field. Eventually I'll go back for a Master's, but no hurry.

    In hospital I had a trainee doctor who was an American lady in her 60s.
  17. Rrr African Astronaut
    Ah fuck reality is fucking with my sChIzOpHrEnIa again
  18. Rrr African Astronaut
    Today I was thinking about if beheading iguanas will free annuanki spirits to possess new human pawns and ive been reading david icke
  19. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rrr Today I was thinking about if beheading iguanas will free annuanki spirits to possess new human pawns and ive been reading david icke



    Is it morally righteous to holocaust all reptile species from earth and make them go extinct? It would release a hell of a lot of negative energy into open space
  20. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Should I get an 11 yr old cat that was abandoned?

    Yes. You know you want to.

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