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  1. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo are not ugly and not stupid

  2. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Can you placebo scent? I just smelled this random smell that reminded me of snowmobiles fueling and firing up back at the lodge where my dad would take me for sledding adventures.

    Yes that happens. It's called a hallucination
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo you're really fucking shitty at being you, sploo. A more fucked up person would be dynamic and not just boring and pathetic. You've been given resources many people do not have and accomplish way more, doing way more interesting things with. You had a nice house, nice family, nice bird, are not ugly and not stupid and you take diarrhea medication and act like you're soooo tttlllyy devious for sending a girl you haven't talked to in 10 years a series of messages that were an incredible fusion of fakeness, gayness and boringness all at once. You're losing at life, kid. You're not participating in life because if you try and fail you have to admit you're not such a unique special little triangle. If you interacted with people you'd know the same thing.

    You fucking millenials are all the same I swear. You're becoming more mundane by the minute

    This is incredibly accurate.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Can you placebo scent? I just smelled this random smell that reminded me of snowmobiles fueling and firing up back at the lodge where my dad would take me for sledding adventures.

    Scent is actually most linked with memory. They think it has something to do with early ancestors encoding certain scents to family and community members to recognize a friend.
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  5. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Scent is actually most linked with memory. They think it has something to do with early ancestors encoding certain scents to family and community members to recognize a friend.

    That sounds like a myth. Facial recognition is pretty strong in primates. Plus sound. I don't know of any animals that are able to discern individuals by scent except for insects like ants and bees.
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 6011UM I don't know of any animals that are able to discern individuals by scent except for insects like ants and bees.

    How about fucking dogs you retard. Thanks for your insights taco monkey scientician
  7. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo How about fucking dogs you retard. Thanks for your insights taco monkey scientician

    Dogs don't discern by scent... What do you believe those cartoons about them sniffing ass? Dogs use visual and audio stimuli
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Fucking niggers
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Dogs don't discern by scent… What do you believe those cartoons about them sniffing ass? Dogs use visual and audio stimuli

    You could have googled this to find out if it were true or not but as a small, petty, tiny dicked mexican your feelers got in a bundle and now you just look even stupider

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/lifestyle/pets/10707829/Dogs-sense-of-smell-signals-love-for-owners-say-scientists.html
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by 6011UM That sounds like a myth. Facial recognition is pretty strong in primates. Plus sound. I don't know of any animals that are able to discern individuals by scent except for insects like ants and bees.

    Babies do it. If someone gave you 5 pieces of clothing, one of which your mom had worn, youd likely be able to tell which one. Not to mention how we can assess fertility and health by pheromone levels and shit.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CASPER Babies do it. If someone gave you 5 pieces of clothing, one of which your mom had worn, youd likely be able to tell which one. Not to mention how we can assess fertility and health by pheromone levels and shit.

    I can tell items §m£ÂgØL's mother has worn too from the pheromone scent. This is hard to put into practice though as §m£ÂgØLs mother rarely, if ever, wears clothes
  12. Originally posted by Rrr maybe they think you're weird

    No shit. Yeah I know, the sequences I laid out don't make much sense and sound retarded without examples, hold the fuck on nigger.

    And yeah, no, it's not like I don't talk to them; that I don't start conversations and have a good time making each other laugh, it's that I hate that they constantly talk down to me in blantantly condescending and passive aggressive ways, which is most of the time, and that they think it's okay to outright insult me and then laugh about it with each other my whole life. This goes quadruple during the xanax years when I couldn't defend myself because I couldn't complete my sentences without forgetting what I was saying, and they're so use to being able to get away with insulting me and baiting me with bullshit that once I got off bars around that Christmas they were so stunned that I wasn't falling for it or entertaining their retarded premises that they couldn't get their yuks in so my brother just kept trying all night back to back and he didn't get anything and even said "Wow it's really boring here".

    When he's not talking to me or anyone in particular and the 5 other people around the table with me were all silent as well, I'm not obligated to jump in and entertain his obvious bullshit because he's not talking to me, and they didn't jump in for the exact same reasons. Why would you want to do that?

    So my sister thinks she's better than me and knows me better than me and gets extremely offended and yells at me when I call out her shit. Just recently I told her what she said to me sounded very condescending after she insulted me twice and was a major bitch face on the phone and she pouted for 2 seconds, yelled BYE and hung up because she can't handle one fleck of criticism or accept that she's wrong.



    My brother doesn't give a single fuck about me personally, he wouldn't look at me for months when I got arrested. He just likes to point out how he disapproves of my views and actions and vents by projecting onto nameless people in general (*SOME people* do this blah blah blah) instead of talking to me about how I do things or asking me what I think about things, despite the fact that I ask him questions that way and never project at him becauses that's pointless and caustic.

    Here's an example he used several times:

    "Y'know, SOME PEOPLE when they spend a really long time in the bathroom, it's because they're doing drugs." It was just me him and his wife around and he said it a couple times that day.

    And all I responded with was like "Oh, yeah?" "Huh."

    Because there IS no response to that unless you want to get into it, but taking it personally is stupid because he wasn't actually talking about me. I had an out every time he said it even if what he meant was obvious. Then he started talking about drugs in the car, asking my mom questions about if users ever get their lives togerher because she works with poor people, but she's oblivious as fuck so it didn't matter.

    Wanna know how you get that convsersation to not be worthless?
    "*****, I think you're using drugs. What's going on?"

    Oh hey, see how what you're saying isn't pointless and I have don't have an out anymore? That he's clearly talking to me and only me and not nobody in particular? And yeah this is a pretty weak example tbqh, but the logic still holds.

    A better one at the xmas table with 6 of us was:
    After I had my psyhotic manic episode I quit my job because I was going to school in a few weeks in a different town and I told my parents I would not be looking for a part time job for the time being because I wanted to get my head straight and futher along in the withdrawal process before I started making first impressions applying for jobs.

    So my brother found out about it and during his project-a-thon he said "I think if we're going to cut back on social programming support we should start with young, not disabled". Nobody said anything, yet he said it like three times in a row. He was trying to put me in a box (that I don't fit in) thinking that I was going to try to collect unemployment or whatever because I didn't want to work, which was not the case in any respect whatsoever. God forbid he attempt to use effective and respectful and satisfying communication that can actually go somewhere by asking me what my plans were directly or something.

    Can you really blame me or anyone else for not wanting to dive into his premise about wanting social programs to be sexist? Even if you went for it, where does that conversation end up; anywhere productive, or meaningful, or not somewhere that'll piss everybody off?
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That's so midwestern American I love your family even if they don't love themselves
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck you anyway I'm asking if you can pretend to smell something somehow.

    Can you smell something you havent smelled in a long time, without actually smelling it?
  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    Tfw i ruined my life

    Elementary-middle-highschool-college is literally a pipeline to develop social networks and i fucked that up by being a retarded degenerate and all that ive gotten from this is brain damage and regrets
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rrr Tfw i ruined my life

    Elementary-middle-highschool-college is literally a pipeline to develop social networks and i fucked that up by being a retarded degenerate and all that ive gotten from this is brain damage and regrets

    You are in a tube. Go forward with it.

    You once seemed like a psychopath but you just said the word 'regrets.'

    They don't have them . What do you love doing besides drugs? Focus your energy there.
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  17. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo You could have googled this to find out if it were true or not but as a small, petty, tiny dicked mexican your feelers got in a bundle and now you just look even stupider

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/lifestyle/pets/10707829/Dogs-sense-of-smell-signals-love-for-owners-say-scientists.html



    As if primative humans didn't use sound or facial recognition. Get out of here retard.
  18. Rrr African Astronaut
    I want to redo my teenage years without all the bundy :(
  19. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Babies do it. If someone gave you 5 pieces of clothing, one of which your mom had worn, youd likely be able to tell which one. Not to mention how we can assess fertility and health by pheromone levels and shit.

    Babies also use sight and sound, in addition to smell. Aint noone recognizing by smell. Not even apes have scent that good.
  20. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ What do you love doing besides drugs?

    Nothing really. I have no hobbies. Video games sometimes

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