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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm pretty sure my co worker Chris who I was just hanging out with, is going to get fired tomorrow if/when he comes in drunk. He got his last out of fifteen warnings the other night. I maybe enable him since I was just with him getting HIUSED but I kept saying let's go and be done and he kept saying no and making up this stupid dice game .

    So I said fine play your stupid game and left. Now I'm home. Hes gonna get canned. I told him. I couldnt tell him enough. He doesnt care, so that's the bit.

    Its night and day with him. Blah blah "wahhhhh I am having struggles with life" so I have to drink. Jesus dont we all ? But somehow most of us can still establish a balance. It ain't complicated . I'm one of the hardest alcoholics you'll ever meet and yet I come to work sober 99% of the time. And on the rare occasion I'm still buzzed up from the previous night, I actually work even HARDER. LOL.

    Whatever. Ranting. Penis . Butt. Flying vagina.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Classic loves

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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You either get the bit or you dont. You can be really smart and not get the bit and you can be really dumb and somehow get it.

    Strange dichotomy.. just fucking figure it out jesus. How fucked up do you have to be to HAVE to take shots before and during work every day. It pisses me off. Fuck off. Lol
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lolwut 15 warnings
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra lolwut 15 warnings

    I just kind of made that number up but hes been drunk like 100 times at work and it's usually me that has to deal with it. I just told my boss the other day that I cant do it anymore. I didn't rat him out; its obvious to him and everyone else.

    Essentially I'm just saying that my boss has said to him many times now that "you need to stop being ducked up at work" and he will be good for a day or two and then be fucked up again.

    Lol WHATEVER. his problem. I love the guy he has a great heart and when hes sober hes so great. Idk.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    my Normy

    at symbol 6:22 / i know soiboi will like it

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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    yeah i coulkd figure how to embed. fuck off
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Wew lads, it's been a busy couple weeks. However i am happy to be shit posting with you fine people again today. And hopefully a bit more in the following days as my main commitments IRL slow down. Believe it or not i actually missed all of you.
  9. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sophie Wew lads, it's been a busy couple weeks. However i am happy to be shit posting with you fine people again today. And hopefully a bit more in the following days as my main commitments IRL slow down. Believe it or not i actually missed all of you.

    Kill yourself kidfucker
  10. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Tea is better than coffee. Fight me
  11. Originally posted by Vitamin G Tea is better than coffee. Fight me

    i really like coca tea, it's stronger than coffee and a more bitter green tea that tastes like some aztek holyman shit

    i wish they sold it in kcups, until then it's dark roast robusta for me
  12. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i really like coca tea, it's stronger than coffee and a more bitter green tea that tastes like some aztek holyman shit

    i wish they sold it in kcups, until then it's dark roast robusta for me

    Don't use kcups fag. They're terrible for the environment and expensive. Get the refillable ones.

    Haven't had coca but it sounds good. Whats the major alkaloid in it before they turn it into cocaine?

    Also I really want an electric kettle. Nobody in America uses one but every hotel ir air bnb I went to in Taiwan had one and it was incredible. Hot water in seconds. Pour in exactly how much you want.

    Currently I use a kcupfag machine to heat water and my mug is always either close to overflowing or not enough. I need 11oz goddamnit.
  13. no i am totally against kcups for the same reason, had a conversation with the owner of a coffee roaster in Toronto and I told him I don't like Kcups and he said they invested in biodegradable ones and use them for their cannabis products in states where its legal in USA.

    The plastic ones are gay as fuck though. The only good for the world they have the potential for is being filled with coca leaf and shipped all over the world but they would never do that because you could just buy a case of coca k cups and extract a gram

    It's still cocaine in the tea and it's so damn stimulating taken orally. You don't get high, I tried making like 5 tea bags in a cup and it just felt like chugging a bunch of coffee but it was a lot cleaner with no crash.
  14. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no i am totally against kcups for the same reason, had a conversation with the owner of a coffee roaster in Toronto and I told him I don't like Kcups and he said they invested in biodegradable ones and use them for their cannabis products in states where its legal in USA.

    The plastic ones are gay as fuck though. The only good for the world they have the potential for is being filled with coca leaf and shipped all over the world but they would never do that because you could just buy a case of coca k cups and extract a gram

    It's still cocaine in the tea and it's so damn stimulating taken orally. You don't get high, I tried making like 5 tea bags in a cup and it just felt like chugging a bunch of coffee but it was a lot cleaner with no crash.

    The only coca thats legal here is the stuff without cocaine unfortunately :(

    Sounds a lot like why I love modafinil though.

    Usually for caffeine i dose so low because i hate the jitters and it gives me heart palpitations. 60-80mg is my max. Strong earl grey tea is about that level so its perfect for me.
  15. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    I like them both and they have their place. I can drink coffee in the morning. I can drink tea all day.
  16. I'm gonna go buy coffee

    I used to be a hardcore tea drinker. I love the flavor of dark roast coffee though, I drink it every day

    Hts never drank coffee much and now she gets the jitters and headaches when we don't have any lol
  17. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Big League jedi I like them both and they have their place. I can drink coffee in the morning. I can drink tea all day.

    I don't enjoy the taste of coffee frankly. I know its an accustomed taste, and I can drink san pedro tea and liquor without a problem, but coffee is just abhorently bad imo. I do like the smell tho
  18. i live in saudi arabia

  19. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Those women are clearly Indonesian or Malaysian or some shit
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I went to school with a girl named Becky Coffee. That's all I have to add. Have a nice day everyone. :)
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