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  1. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Daily I tried Papa Johns for the first time the other day

    I think it legit might be the best pizza I've ever had

    Have I just not tried enough pizza. I've probably eaten pizza less than 50 times in my life. Should I try something else

    I had the meat one because Extinction Rebellion has been blocking roads outside my place for weeks

    That is fucking sad. Probably not very good pizza in the UK so it's not your fault.

    I've had Pizza in Canada, Mexico, Taiwan, and it was shit. Even in California and FL it was just pure shit to me.

    Chicago pizza > all. Nothing beats Lou Malnati's
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  2. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM That is fucking sad. Probably not very good pizza in the UK so it's not your fault.

    I've had Pizza in Canada, Mexico, Taiwan, and it was shit. Even in California and FL it was just pure shit to me.

    Chicago pizza > all. Nothing beats Lou Malnati's

    Thanks for the recommendation.
  3. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Oh shit nigga

    Good luck

    We meeting at an AA meeting LOL
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  4. Originally posted by GAAAAALM That is fucking sad. Probably not very good pizza in the UK so it's not your fault.

    I've had Pizza in Canada, Mexico, Taiwan, and it was shit. Even in California and FL it was just pure shit to me.

    Chicago pizza > all. Nothing beats Lou Malnati's

    ny piz > chicago piz
  5. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM That is fucking sad. Probably not very good pizza in the UK so it's not your fault.

    I've had Pizza in Canada, Mexico, Taiwan, and it was shit. Even in California and FL it was just pure shit to me.

    Chicago pizza > all. Nothing beats Lou Malnati's
    Giordano's mushroom and veggie deep dish makes me cum.
  6. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Big League jedi Giordano's mushroom and veggie deep dish makes me cum.

    I haven't had them in a while but they're good as well. Beggar's I think is overrated. Lou Malnati's crust takes the cake though. Making my mouth water just thinking about it. I normally don't even like pizza because half the time it's flavorless dough with flavorless cheese and sauce. All you taste it salt.

    But when it's made right it's god tier food.
  7. Idk, I had chicago pizza, yeah it was good but you know fam, nothing really beets that


    DETROIT DEEP DISH

    I had NYC pizza on a band trip and I really didn't want to go there because it looked like a shitty place, I wanted something else but they made us go there and it was some of the worst pizza I've ever had. That place doesn't count though, it was big rectangle but not deep dish just like the pizza we got in school, both were gross but I'm not holding that against NY pizza, I liked pizza hutts new yorker pizza back in the dimmys days
  8. Originally posted by Big League jedi Giordano's mushroom and veggie deep dish makes me cum.

    I thought you lived in florida

    too bad
  9. I gotta order some papa johns now mostly cause they live right down the street and I agree papa johns is very good chain pizza, also dominos is real good whenyou get the chciken bacon with or without ranch on white garlic? or white alfredo I forget sauce FLATBREAD ooooooohhh thats good in the zimmy neighborhood! I only had it once

    Little caesars is the best pizza tho because its 5 dollars, I dont like the 6 dollar version as much
  10. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano I thought you lived in florida

    too bad

    I do. I have 4 personal residences.
  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi I do. I have 4 personal residences.

    Do you receive food stamps at all 4?
  12. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Do you receive food stamps at all 4?

    No nerd, the government cheese is dispensed as a card now.
  13. A nigger scammed me out of 20 bucks

    This is why we need hitler
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  14. Ghost Black Hole
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  15. I thought the same exact thing that morning
  16. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    That went better than expected
  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Solstice That went better than expected

    Andddddd.........
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    gay niggers in space

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  19. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Socialism 2020
  20. Originally posted by Ghost

    huffing kills brain cells

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