The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-10-17 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #1761
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   mom
2. 2019-10-17 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #1762
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   stop being dead dad . Dad? Seriously stop it. Wake up
3. 2019-10-17 at 3:47 PM UTC

   #1763
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   mom
4. 2019-10-17 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #1764
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   mom
   
   dad
   
   palindrome
   
   racecar
5. 2019-10-17 at 3:50 PM UTC

   #1765
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   mom
6. 2019-10-17 at 3:52 PM UTC

   #1766
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   ten animals i slam in a net
7. 2019-10-17 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #1767
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I have a bunch of scratches on my finger from playing with Stairwell. I have casino chips in my pocket. Why do I do this? Cuz it's fun. I'm surrounded by cans. A SEA OF THEM. I wish i was a lamb. :(
8. 2019-10-17 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #1768
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   mom
9. 2019-10-17 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #1769
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Ghost mom

   
   MOoooooooOOOOOoooMMMMMmmmm
   
   
10. 2019-10-17 at 4:56 PM UTC

    #1770
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    i would eat all of those
11. 2019-10-17 at 4:57 PM UTC

    #1771
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Smoke or die
12. 2019-10-17 at 5 PM UTC

    #1772
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sk8 or die
    
    Hotsk8rchick@dad.com
13. 2019-10-17 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #1773
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Its noon. It's going to be a good day today I can tell.
14. 2019-10-17 at 5:03 PM UTC

    #1774
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    i wish i was an owl
15. 2019-10-17 at 5:03 PM UTC

    #1775
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Does anybody else love collecting books with other people's writing in them? I have this nature book from the 50's I got at a thrift shop and it's got some prominent lawyer's signature in it, I'm pretty sure. It also has a stamp from the school he went to.
    
    Thinking of selling the books hydro gave me and throwing the messages in there into the wild. But also I imagine a fight with a future spouse like WHAT, WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS? WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS? WHY WOULDN'T YOU THROW THIS OUT
    
    because it's a book, woman.
16. 2019-10-17 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #1776
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    XXxDadsk8rdadxxX@dad.dad
    
    I haven't listened to misfits since I was like 17
    
    
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17. 2019-10-17 at 5:06 PM UTC

    #1777
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Does anybody else love collecting books with other people's writing in them? I have this nature book from the 50's I got at a thrift shop and it's got some prominent lawyer's signature in it, I'm pretty sure. It also has a stamp from the school he went to.
    
    Thinking of selling the books hydro gave me and throwing the messages in there into the wild. But also I imagine a fight with a future spouse like WHAT, WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS? WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS? WHY WOULDN'T YOU THROW THIS OUT
    
    because it's a book, woman.

    
    How do you know the lawyer is prominent? There is only one lawyer un the world that we all know his name and that's Johnny Cochran. Is it him?
18. 2019-10-17 at 5:12 PM UTC

    #1778
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ How do you know the lawyer is prominent? There is only one lawyer un the world that we all know his name and that's Johnny Cochran. Is it him?

    
    Goddamn, how did you know??? It is Johnny Cochran!
19. 2019-10-17 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #1779
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    So I'm meeting my father, half brother and half sister tomorrow. Ffffuuuuuu
20. 2019-10-17 at 5:18 PM UTC

    #1780
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice So I'm meeting my father, half brother and half sister tomorrow. Ffffuuuuuu

    
    Oh shit nigga
    
    Good luck
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