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  1. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice So I'm meeting my father, half brother and half sister tomorrow. Ffffuuuuuu

    what happened to the other half of them
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost what happened to the other half of them

    My basement. 🀐
  3. Has anyone been following tulsi gabazorz still? I know she's got no shot, but the reason staying in with not shot is beneficial is because of the publicity you get being on the big stage. Radio said she seems to be debating very well according to the public but I haven't been listening to them
  4. I get immodium cravings. My last dose of 2 bottles 288mg had me nodding out all day for 12$, pretty sure 3 bottles would make me OD.
  5. Originally posted by mmQ My basement. 🀐

    Here doggy🐢🐢 whos a good doggy πŸ•πŸ•πŸΆ doggy πŸ•πŸΆπŸ¦„
  6. PSA: Girls fart and poop just like boys

    Perhaps even better πŸ˜›
  7. Originally posted by sploo pic dumping acc C O M P** I L E *D

    hoe gives me eye
    dick give me brain
    all on a choo choo train!
    (the nu nu trains faked 8/11 rush did heaven xxx2yisssssssssssssssssssss
    ill put you in an ICU
    when you give me an IOU
    rob the pharamcy for DMT
    learn bout triangolios like trimongol 333
    represent! hoe give me eye dick give me brain
    smoke da crojas i go insane
    its gay anal sex
    bundy = buns
    a jimmy is slang for a peenoy
    and its called a wet jimmy because of the lube
    jimmy goes to the john
    nimmy! = a nimble jimmy if you're not a pimpy wimpers 😞
  8. I'm eating like a bitch who just got dumped
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano I'm eating like a bitch who just got dumped

    Do you have coldstone creamery there? I recommend the cake batter remix with twix and heath bar
  10. Applied to a customer service job today so i can fulfill my duties of soothing people

    Ive been snorting huge lines of noopept for 3 weeks straight, 5 grams total. No idea if its done anything but hopefully i've leveled up a few times


  11. Dumbass Ms. Bird Von Yos wont gtfo my twinkies
  12. Originally posted by mmQ Do you have coldstone creamery there? I recommend the cake batter remix with twix and heath bar

    hell yeah ive had cake batter cold stone, i think it was in a shake form though, prob better in a waffle cone

    i had sweet cream ice cream with hint of almond flavour & shortbread cookies & cherry ice cream with cherries & a sugar cookie dough core ben jerrys pint

    before that I had large mcdickle fries, 4 pc glazed bbq tenders and 32oz tropic berry sprite

    im still fuckin hungry i hope I dont buy another pint but I might
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm hungry too. I think I'm gonna walk over to burger king and get a couple of those new pretzel bun bacon cheeseboogers
  14. Burger King is the scourge of the Earth, I was the only person in there who wasn't zombie nodding or fallen out on the table, me and me three amigos we were, the one was retarded and hit me up for money, it was filthy, icees on the floor, I went up to the counter and it was just mexicans back there listening to traditional mecian music and I left without ordering

    I had the impossible whopper though, i dont reccommend it, its 6 dollar just for the sandwhich.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah my burger king sucks too but for some reason I kind of like their cheeseburgers. I changed my mind tho I'm gonna go to taco bell instead and get the taco twelve pack 9 hardshell three softshell
  16. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Chicken original sandwich add cheese onion rings instead of fries and a coke.

    That was what I used to get.
  17. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I tried Papa Johns for the first time the other day

    I think it legit might be the best pizza I've ever had

    Have I just not tried enough pizza. I've probably eaten pizza less than 50 times in my life. Should I try something else

    I had the meat one because Extinction Rebellion has been blocking roads outside my place for weeks
  18. Originally posted by Daily I tried Papa Johns for the first time the other day

    I think it legit might be the best pizza I've ever had

    Have I just not tried enough pizza. I've probably eaten pizza less than 50 times in my life. Should I try something else

    I had the meat one because Extinction Rebellion has been blocking roads outside my place for weeks

    Youve never had real pizza have you?
  19. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Spice is for fagsz what a retarded drug
  20. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š Youve never had real pizza have you?

    That was literally the point of my post

    Have you figured out how to order domestic jenkem samples from the derp web yet

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