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  2. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I blame all niggers.

    So, hydro.
  3. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    POC: Spend your last dollars on mega-millions tickets
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  4. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick POC: Spend your last dollars on mega-millions tickets
    Actor did you ever heard about the dude in China who worked at a bank and stole some money with a plan to win the lottery and pay it back so nobody noticed while still maintaining profit?

    It worked the first time and then he tried to do a second time and failed.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Actor did you ever hear about what curling stones are made of? I always took the answer for granite.
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I won't question the muscles or malice being deep African black.
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  8. snorting a huge pile of 4acodmnt may have been a bad idea earlier on tinychat but i'm being a fucking man and rolling with it. but holy fucking shit
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  10. This is my last post, love all of you. Peace up, A town down.
  11. I mean for good too, like never again. Enjoy your life, don't do anything stupid.
  12. Also I'm not killing myself I'm just disappearing. :)
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Also I'm not killing myself I'm just disappearing. :)

    see you in a few weeks

    fyi I remember you though we never really talked much
  14. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Hey it's ya boy and today I'm killing myself!
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Person a - *states opinion*

    Person b - *states opposing opinion*

    Person a - "HEY I WAS JUST STATING MY OPINION I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT TO HAVE AN OPINION JESUS FUCK GET OFF MY CASE!!!!!11"
  16. Originally posted by mmQ I won't question the muscles or malice being deep African black.

    i saw pics he wasnt white
  17. You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes.

    EEEEEEEEE!

    Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!

    There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.

    And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out. All because you want to save a couple extra pennies.
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  18. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes.

    EEEEEEEEE!

    Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!

    There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.

    And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out. All because you want to save a couple extra pennies.

    Braking stats are underrated.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Anyone liking the new Tool album? It's not great IMHO

  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You have to listen to it at least a dozen times.

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