The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-09-12 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #381
   

   Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston
   Nope
2. 2019-09-12 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #382
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I blame all niggers.

   
   So, hydro.
3. 2019-09-12 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #383
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   POC: Spend your last dollars on mega-millions tickets
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • G4LM, 
   • mmQ
4. 2019-09-12 at 4:34 AM UTC

   #384
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick POC: Spend your last dollars on mega-millions tickets

   Actor did you ever heard about the dude in China who worked at a bank and stole some money with a plan to win the lottery and pay it back so nobody noticed while still maintaining profit?
   
   It worked the first time and then he tried to do a second time and failed.
5. 2019-09-12 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #385
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Actor did you ever hear about what curling stones are made of? I always took the answer for granite.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
6. 2019-09-12 at 5:41 AM UTC

   #386
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
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   • mmQ, 
   • Technologist, 
   • the man who put it in my hood
7. 2019-09-12 at 5:44 AM UTC

   #387
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I won't question the muscles or malice being deep African black.
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   • the man who put it in my hood
8. 2019-09-12 at 9:15 AM UTC

   #388
   

   Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston
   snorting a huge pile of 4acodmnt may have been a bad idea earlier on tinychat but i'm being a fucking man and rolling with it. but holy fucking shit
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   • G4LM
9. 2019-09-12 at 9:50 AM UTC

   #389
   

   Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston
   .
10. 2019-09-12 at 9:52 AM UTC

    #390
    

    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston
    This is my last post, love all of you. Peace up, A town down.
11. 2019-09-12 at 9:55 AM UTC

    #391
    

    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston
    I mean for good too, like never again. Enjoy your life, don't do anything stupid.
12. 2019-09-12 at 9:56 AM UTC

    #392
    

    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston
    Also I'm not killing myself I'm just disappearing. :)
13. 2019-09-12 at 10:16 AM UTC

    #393
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Also I'm not killing myself I'm just disappearing. :)

    
    see you in a few weeks
    
    fyi I remember you though we never really talked much
14. 2019-09-12 at 11:07 AM UTC

    #394
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Hey it's ya boy and today I'm killing myself!
15. 2019-09-12 at 12:35 PM UTC

    #395
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Person a - *states opinion*
    
    Person b - *states opposing opinion*
    
    Person a - "HEY I WAS JUST STATING MY OPINION I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT TO HAVE AN OPINION JESUS FUCK GET OFF MY CASE!!!!!11"
16. 2019-09-12 at 12:35 PM UTC

    #396
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by mmQ I won't question the muscles or malice being deep African black.

    
    i saw pics he wasnt white
17. 2019-09-12 at 12:43 PM UTC

    #397
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes.
    
    EEEEEEEEE!
    
    Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!
    
    There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.
    
    And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out. All because you want to save a couple extra pennies.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
18. 2019-09-12 at 1 PM UTC

    #398
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes.
    
    EEEEEEEEE!
    
    Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!
    
    There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.
    
    And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out. All because you want to save a couple extra pennies.

    
    Braking stats are underrated.
19. 2019-09-12 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #399
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Anyone liking the new Tool album? It's not great IMHO
    
    
20. 2019-09-12 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #400
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You have to listen to it at least a dozen times.