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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
  2. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm out today. Good luck to you all. Its been real.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice I'm out today. Good luck to you all. Its been real.



    Your mind sounds made up. Fucking enjoy.
  4. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I'm out today. Good luck to you all. Its been real.

    Shut the fuck up faggot. Send me weedcoin.
  5. would be interesting to see statistics on suicide rates of people that posted on totse/zoklet extensively.
  6. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I'm out today. Good luck to you all. Its been real.

    Nigga don't do it.
  7. Yeah for real though don't do it.

    Malice is one thing, but seriously, have you considered armed robbery? you can always off yourself later.
  8. Welp I haven't even been out a month and it looks like I've already good and violated my parole.

    Who wants to harbor a fugitive for a few months, I need to get the fuck out of illinois.
  9. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon Welp I haven't even been out a month and it looks like I've already good and violated my parole.

    Who wants to harbor a fugitive for a few months, I need to get the fuck out of illinois.

    Oh shit that sucks man. Come to Florida, you can crash with me for a lil in CW.
  10. Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Oh shit that sucks man. Come to Florida, you can crash with me for a lil in CW.

    everybody keeps changing their fucking names. Whats your OG handle?

    I can join the long and rich tradition we have of people running away to florida and it ending up totally fine.
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  11. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon Welp I haven't even been out a month and it looks like I've already good and violated my parole.

    Who wants to harbor a fugitive for a few months, I need to get the fuck out of illinois.

    What are your charges and what's the violation?
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Most importantly, how much time is left on your sentence ?
  13. Residential burglery and felon in possesion of a fire arm. I've got 2 years on parole which means i do a year if i get taken back
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon I can join the long and rich tradition we have of people running away to florida and it ending up totally fine.

    loled hard

    I hope you're ok, Idk how parole works in the states but if you run to Canuckistan you'll be good and I can put you up in someones place and say I've known you my whole life. Do you still have long ass hair (on your head, not your ass)?
  15. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon Residential burglery and felon in possesion of a fire arm. I've got 2 years on parole which means i do a year if i get taken back

    Lol just do the year, fuck. And stop doing stupid shit. This is a pretty light sentence.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes go on the run instead of just doing one more year and being done with it.
  17. Oh yeah I got off super easy. They could have smoked my ass if they really wanted to. Its a year today or a year whenever they catch up to me, im in no hurry to go back.

    I have super short hair right now because my white ass slid on a four year sentence by going through this 4 month bootcamp program they have. only spent 6 months locked up all together this time, just like my first bit back in '15.
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon Oh yeah I got off super easy. They could have smoked my ass if they really wanted to. Its a year today or a year whenever they catch up to me, im in no hurry to go back.

    I have super short hair right now because my white ass slid on a four year sentence by going through this 4 month bootcamp program they have. only spent 6 months locked up all together this time, just like my first bit back in '15.

    how do you know you violated it? Not asking for specifics but have they told you you have a warrant and is the warrant nation wide? A friend of mine had a country wide warrant on friday, turned himself in on monday and got out yesterday at the request of his parole officer, obviously different situations but it might not be as bad as you think
  19. Oh yeah I'm gonna for sure call my guy and feel out the situation. I'll probably be able to circumvent the whole thing with a 28 day rehab stint
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon Oh yeah I'm gonna for sure call my guy and feel out the situation. I'll probably be able to circumvent the whole thing with a 28 day rehab stint

    well then do that, it's certainly a better option. Did you fail a piss test? A lot of the time if you're honest and don't have a terrible record and can explain why you did it (my mom, dog and grandma died in the same hot air balloon) they're usually more lenient, especially considering your crime is non violent, they can't say you're a risk to the public
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