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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. Is the myth about drinking meth piss to get high again true? Also if the myth narc propagates about piss being sterile is true, then I guess drinking piss won't hurt you. Unless just because it isn't infective doesn't mean there aren't harmful chemicals in it.

    my head hurts
  2. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Went on a date with Kim Kardashian the other day ended up letting Kanye fuck me in the ass then I fucked him in the ass while he fucked Kim in the ass
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  3. Randy Yung Blood
    I fucked a hole in the couch on a wild ass meth binge last weekend.
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That's nothing I fucked the coin change slot of a vending machine once
  5. I roll up and I see 2 hood ass looking niggers wearing white T shirts each open a door from a pickup in the neighbor's driveway and grabbing shit out it, taking a long time and one of em is swinging around a wooden stick like a baseball bat kind of while the other one keeps searching around for shit.

    I drove all the way back the other side of the street and am sure as shit taking my wallet, gabs, and tram out. Lotta break ins around here, crime is really bad for such a wealthy city.
  6. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano I roll up and I see 2 hood ass looking niggers wearing white T shirts each open a door from a pickup in the neighbor's driveway and grabbing shit out it, taking a long time and one of em is swinging around a wooden stick like a baseball bat kind of while the other one keeps searching around for shit.

    I drove all the way back the other side of the street and am sure as shit taking my wallet, gabs, and tram out. Lotta break ins around here, crime is really bad for such a wealthy city.

    ^ Spooked as fuck whitey
  7. Box Wine Houston
    The pickup owner got "spooked" alright
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  8. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's nothing I fucked the coin change slot of a vending machine once

  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice



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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra

    that's clearly a commentary of "waiting for Godot" I could tell just by watching that clip

    Anyone here ever seen "the greasy stranger?" I didn't get it the first time I saw it but it fucked with my head and then I realized it's kinda genius and hilarious at the same time. The mexican girl in it was on eastbound and down
  11. Lesbian strangers
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    *stranglers
  13. Randy Yung Blood
    Pffft.
  14. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo that's clearly a commentary of "waiting for Godot" I could tell just by watching that clip

    Have you even watched or read Waiting for Godot or were you trying to be a pseudointellectual and say something that makes no sense while hoping no one knows what you're talking about.
  15. Wheeel fonts guess I'm gonna stand in the hot sun with no sleep for some shekels
  16. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Wheeel fonts guess I'm gonna stand in the hot sun with no sleep for some shekels

    Like a signdude?
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Wheeel fonts guess I'm gonna stand in the hot sun with no sleep for some shekels

    eat a box of beedrill on the way
  18. Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Like a signdude?

    Like a cashier but scarier and on Crouton
  19. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra eat a box of beedrill on the way

    Pop a quick B on this box
  20. Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Wheeel fonts guess I'm gonna stand in the hot sun with no sleep for some shekels

    Team up with hydro and sell glowsticks and essential oils out of a pallet house.

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