2019-08-05 at 8:37 PM UTC
He pops in like once a month to post something nonsensical like being trapped in a falling helicopter surrounded by oiled up bikini wrestlers or something.
I just want old Zanjcm back.
2019-08-05 at 10:52 PM UTC
I remember Fiji was sciencetifically tested again Oregon tap water and Fiji was confirm for ass sauce bacteria
2019-08-05 at 11:29 PM UTC
Watching the nightly news is the worst thing on acid, that's why I was motivated to make fresh fruit popsicles
2019-08-06 at 12:14 AM UTC
Also, thanks Sploo,i totally forgot about Peach Kelli Pop. It's pretty neat, actually. It reminds me a little of Mars Argo.
2019-08-06 at 12:23 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Bottled water is way worse for you than tap water. It's all just a scam, just like all the rest, and it also helps pollute the planet and oceans with billions of tons of plastic. So not only are they having you kill yourself, they're having you kill the planet and all the wildlife in it, all just so they can make another greasy dollar for themselves. Over here, the sellouts in the government allow Nestle to scoop up billions of tons of river and lake water a year for pennies on the dollar, then they turn around and poison it and sell it to the same people who once owned the very water they're poisoning them with. Four dollars a bottle for water they stole and then poisoned.
2019-08-06 at 12:28 AM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-08-06 at 12:37 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Imagine a government so corrupt and utterly without morals that it would allow 10 micrograms of arsenic per liter in their own citizens' drinking water, just to satisfy the bottom line of some giant crony capitalist corporation (and, no doubt, get personal kickbacks for it). Talk about your pond-scum-sucking bottom feeders.
2019-08-06 at 1:46 AM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-08-06 at 2:14 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
These kids could have been actually grown in a test tube in some laboratory somewhere and then planted within a "family" of secret FBI agents. They're all from the same lab and originate from the same genetic material.
2019-08-06 at 2:23 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
A secret FBI "hatchery", where patsies are "hatched" and then run through an extensive series of mind control routines.
2019-08-06 at 2:27 AM UTC
rich people become beyond beta by consuming gold in their diet as a daily supplement which gives them supra-human abilities
they all eat food laced with gold, that is their secret to success
