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  1. Basically this but with heroin instead of acid

  2. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    He's telling you to be her pimp.
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    nah i'm good


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  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Wow wtf i thought u heroin addicts looked out 4 one another??
  5. Originally posted by GGG Wow wtf i thought u heroin addicts looked out 4 one another??

    LSD was right, females stick together.
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Anyone ever walk into their office/ place of work and survey the scene, look around at all their colleagues and for a split few seconds imagine a sub machine gun in their hands?

    Arms flailing, muffled screams, papers flying. Time kind of slows down, blood splatters and bodies hit the floor. You see people's mouths moving but don't hear shit just as you paint their faces' with lead.


    Then snap. Back to reality.

    "HOW 'YA DOING OCT? THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE THROWING A SICKIE.

    fuck…
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  7. Originally posted by Octavian Anyone ever walk into their office/ place of work and survey the scene, look around at all their colleagues and for a split few seconds imagine a sub machine gun in their hands?

    Arms flailing, muffled screams, papers flying. Time kind of slows down, blood splatters and bodies hit the floor. You see people's mouths moving but don't hear shit just as you paint their faces' with lead.


    Then snap. Back to reality.

    "HOW 'YA DOING OCT? THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE THROWING A SICKIE.

    fuck…

    All the time.
  8. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Narc is too stupid to be a pimp tbh. Pimpin ain't easy. He's probably get smacked around the big daddy whose turf he'd be encroaching on.
  9. I bought so much retarded shit I never used that's now worthless
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  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano I bought so much retarded shit I never used that's now worthless

    Big mood
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano I bought so much retarded shit I never used that's now worthless

    I can never resell stuff because I tend to void the warranty almost the moment I get it
  12. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator DISNEY LAND CHIMP FITE


    Dude did you desktop cap this video.. it's gone

    FUCKING YOUTUBE. Remember when everything was laxed. Fuck these fucking assholes
  13. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Basically this but with heroin instead of acid


    OK so people said the Samoan never existed (His Lawyer)
    No one ever saw Dr Gonzo.. never been documented

    but He's also admitting to child rape. This kind of humor isn't acceptable.. this is Egg Shape Dick stuff
  14. Originally posted by DietPiano I bought so much retarded shit I never used that's now worthless



    Originally posted by aldra I can never resell stuff because I tend to void the warranty almost the moment I get it

    I can never resell stuff because it's always obscure music memorabilia and such that nobody cares about but me
  15. Apparently I've been misreading narc's title as "§m£ÂgØL's Fat Couch" for the last week
  16. Finally cleaned my room under pressure of having house owner coming through and looking at all rooms for some reason, assessment of some sort. Much better use of time than what I usually do.
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Finally cleaned my room under pressure of having house owner coming through and looking at all rooms for some reason, assessment of some sort. Much better use of time than what I usually do.

    You're still in a sober house?
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.rt.com/news/463796-facebook-allows-death-threats-watson/

    it's now OK to make SOME death threats on facebook
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  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    "Facebook has updated its “community standards” to carve out a few exceptions to its “no death threats” policy. Calls for “high-severity violence” are now permitted, as long as they’re directed at individuals “covered in the Dangerous Individuals and Organizations policy” or individuals “described as having carried out violent crimes or sexual offenses” by media reports.



    Wow this is ripe for abuse.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is it exclusive to death threats or does it permit basically any threat as long as its directed at the same person falling under this 'dangerous persons' category? As in, instead of threatening to burn them alive, you threaten to torch-rape them to the brink of death repeatedly throughout the remainder of their lives, without actually killing them. Or maybe that part was what was already allowed and they're now allowing the extension of that to include the option for torch-raping to death.

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