The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-07-08 at 6:51 AM UTC

   #6321
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊

   
   I lol'd hard at this and don't really know how to respond to 'what are you laughing about'
2. 2019-07-08 at 7:54 AM UTC

   #6322
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   
   
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3. 2019-07-08 at 9:51 AM UTC

   #6323
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by GGG 我是我。
   
   你是你。
   
   我们是一十五个小狗。
   
   ；）

   
   are you still planning on going to china?
   
   
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4. 2019-07-08 at 11:49 AM UTC

   #6324
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   muh bitch is into bitches so I'm gonna get her a bitch. I dislike so many people, I feel like humans were a "nice try" but we've all collectively failed. Except AOC of course
5. 2019-07-08 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #6325
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by NARCassist are you still planning on going to china?
   
   
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   I already spent a month in China.
   
   一个中国! 一个中国!
6. 2019-07-08 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #6326
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Just kidding i went to the real China.
7. 2019-07-08 at 2:04 PM UTC

   #6327
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   DISNEY LAND CHIMP FITE
   
   
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8. 2019-07-08 at 3:57 PM UTC

   #6328
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by GGG I already spent a month in China.
   
   一个中国! 一个中国!

   
   well if you ever go back just stick to china, maybe korea or vietnam. don't go to japan whatever you do.
   
   
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9. 2019-07-08 at 3:58 PM UTC

   #6329
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   i wouldn't want you getting harpooned
   
   
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10. 2019-07-09 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #6330
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Jesus Christ that was corny
11. 2019-07-09 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #6331
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Narc why don't you fly hydro out to Europe with you and house/employ her as a dope whore? She does it anyways in likely less desirable conditions and you could probably get her better deals and better gear. You two hit it off well and it'd be a mutually beneficial business venture.
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12. 2019-07-09 at 6:14 AM UTC

    #6332
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Solstice Narc why don't you fly hydro out to Europe with you and house/employ her as a dope whore? She does it anyways in likely less desirable conditions and you could probably get her better deals and better gear. You two hit it off well and it'd be a mutually beneficial business venture.

    
    This would actually be a good thing, she could probably get welfare and free healthcare in Britain and not have to street-girl it up anymore.
13. 2019-07-09 at 10:14 AM UTC

    #6333
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    
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14. 2019-07-09 at 12:04 PM UTC

    #6334
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    You could hide drugs in her arse instead of yours which is the ultimate benefit of dating cool girls
15. 2019-07-09 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #6335
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Hydro is a bitch who doesn't give a fuck about anyone but herself, anyone who deals with her in good faith deserves to be robbed and swindled.
16. 2019-07-09 at 12:37 PM UTC

    #6336
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I would eat her ass
17. 2019-07-09 at 3:13 PM UTC

    #6337
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Ghost I would eat her ass

    
    Thats the most depraved thing you ever said on here.
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18. 2019-07-09 at 3:16 PM UTC

    #6338
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    You gotta use the jaws of life to get in there first
19. 2019-07-09 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #6339
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Solstice Narc why don't you fly hydro out to Europe with you and house/employ her as a dope whore? She does it anyways in likely less desirable conditions and you could probably get her better deals and better gear. You two hit it off well and it'd be a mutually beneficial business venture.

    
    §m£ÂgØLs sloppy seconds? fuck off
    
    
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20. 2019-07-09 at 5:43 PM UTC

    #6340
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by NARCassist §m£ÂgØLs sloppy seconds? fuck off
    
    
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    I didnt mean for a sexual relationship. You give her a place to live and basic necessities and keep her full of heroin and then sell her services to johns/drug dealers for money or product. You probably have better networking skills and more social connections in the underworld than her so you could get her way better clientele than she deals with now. She gets to keep doing the work shes already been doing anyways except now shes not homeless and doesnt have to scrounge up her dope, and you get a renewable resource that has no qualms about exchanging sex for currencies with little upkeep investment.
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