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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊

    I lol'd hard at this and don't really know how to respond to 'what are you laughing about'


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG 我是我。

    你是你。

    我们是一十五个小狗。

    ;)

    are you still planning on going to china?


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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    muh bitch is into bitches so I'm gonna get her a bitch. I dislike so many people, I feel like humans were a "nice try" but we've all collectively failed. Except AOC of course
  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by NARCassist are you still planning on going to china?


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    I already spent a month in China.

    一个中国! 一个中国!
  6. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Just kidding i went to the real China.
  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    DISNEY LAND CHIMP FITE

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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG I already spent a month in China.

    一个中国! 一个中国!

    well if you ever go back just stick to china, maybe korea or vietnam. don't go to japan whatever you do.


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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i wouldn't want you getting harpooned


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  10. Jesus Christ that was corny
  11. Narc why don't you fly hydro out to Europe with you and house/employ her as a dope whore? She does it anyways in likely less desirable conditions and you could probably get her better deals and better gear. You two hit it off well and it'd be a mutually beneficial business venture.
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  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Solstice Narc why don't you fly hydro out to Europe with you and house/employ her as a dope whore? She does it anyways in likely less desirable conditions and you could probably get her better deals and better gear. You two hit it off well and it'd be a mutually beneficial business venture.

    This would actually be a good thing, she could probably get welfare and free healthcare in Britain and not have to street-girl it up anymore.
  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  14. Ghost Black Hole
    You could hide drugs in her arse instead of yours which is the ultimate benefit of dating cool girls
  15. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Hydro is a bitch who doesn't give a fuck about anyone but herself, anyone who deals with her in good faith deserves to be robbed and swindled.
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    I would eat her ass
  17. Originally posted by Ghost I would eat her ass

    Thats the most depraved thing you ever said on here.
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  18. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    You gotta use the jaws of life to get in there first
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Solstice Narc why don't you fly hydro out to Europe with you and house/employ her as a dope whore? She does it anyways in likely less desirable conditions and you could probably get her better deals and better gear. You two hit it off well and it'd be a mutually beneficial business venture.

    §m£ÂgØLs sloppy seconds? fuck off


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  20. Originally posted by NARCassist §m£ÂgØLs sloppy seconds? fuck off


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    I didnt mean for a sexual relationship. You give her a place to live and basic necessities and keep her full of heroin and then sell her services to johns/drug dealers for money or product. You probably have better networking skills and more social connections in the underworld than her so you could get her way better clientele than she deals with now. She gets to keep doing the work shes already been doing anyways except now shes not homeless and doesnt have to scrounge up her dope, and you get a renewable resource that has no qualms about exchanging sex for currencies with little upkeep investment.
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