The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-25 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #5701
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator You were just threatening suicide and got murked, so I'd say that it did.
   
   Data points: Falcon 1 - 0 Jizzbox

   
   I'll give you .5 points, as I don't consider what I was doing to be suicide
2. 2019-06-25 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #5702
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Common De-mominator, 
   • GGG
3. 2019-06-25 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #5703
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mmQ

   
   I don't get it...
4. 2019-06-25 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #5704
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   One of the cool part of cybernetics will be that you can get high by simply telling your brain to do what it does when it's high.
5. 2019-06-25 at 7:58 PM UTC

   #5705
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jυicebox I'm gonna need more liquor to put up with this retarded faggotry
   
   I'll be back in about 20 minutes

   
   I've delivered booze a couple times, I'm surprised it isn't more common. I would 500% rather pay another 6 shekles than risk a DUI. 2000% now that I'm on probation still.
6. 2019-06-25 at 8:03 PM UTC

   #5706
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   ABC liquor on instacart my nigga
7. 2019-06-25 at 9:14 PM UTC

   #5707
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mmQ

   
   Update. Lol. No idea if it's legit or not.
   
   https://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/07/harambe-shaped-cheeto-sold-for-almost-100000.html
8. 2019-06-25 at 10:10 PM UTC

   #5708
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mmQ Update. Lol. No idea if it's legit or not.
   
   https://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/07/harambe-shaped-cheeto-sold-for-almost-100000.html

   
   I don't get it???
9. 2019-06-25 at 10:12 PM UTC

   #5709
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Octavian I don't get it???

   
   Its complicated. No worries.
10. 2019-06-25 at 10:37 PM UTC

    #5710
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Niggers.net
11. 2019-06-25 at 11:03 PM UTC

    #5711
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano I've delivered booze a couple times, I'm surprised it isn't more common. I would 500% rather pay another 6 shekles than risk a DUI. 2000% now that I'm on probation still.

    
    I would too, but it was a short drive and I was not yet over the limit
    
    And I live in BFN anyway so we don't have things like that
12. 2019-06-25 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #5712
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator One of the cool part of cybernetics will be that the jedis will be able to get you high when you're obedient by simply telling your brain to do what it does when it's high, and then make you experience withdrawals and overwhelming pain when you disobey by telling your brain to do what it does when it's in withdrawal and in pain

13. 2019-06-25 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #5713
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sorry if I offended any of you this morning, I was really drunk
    
    And prepare your anuses because I'm off work for the next three days
14. 2019-06-25 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #5714
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Sorry if I offended any of you this morning, I was really drunk
    
    And prepare your anuses because I'm off work for the next three days

    
    You don't offend me, I want money.
15. 2019-06-25 at 11:53 PM UTC

    #5715
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash You don't offend me, I want money.

    
    I totally forgot about that
    
    I'll give it another shot
16. 2019-06-26 at 12:01 AM UTC

    #5716
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I totally forgot about that
    
    I'll give it another shot

    
    Same as before, keeps telling me I have to add a new card no matter how many I add
17. 2019-06-26 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #5717
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    holy fuck i love trance music. it's seriously like the most transcendental euphoria producing agent the world has ever had. besides drugs of course. but it's honestly up there with drugs.
    
18. 2019-06-26 at 12:06 AM UTC

    #5718
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III holy fuck i love trance music. it's seriously like the most transcendental euphoria producing agent the world has ever had. besides drugs of course. but it's honestly up there with drugs.
    

    
    I would love taking 2 E's and just relaxing to trance/ feeling loved up with some random girl I could not fuck cause my penis was a shrivelled amphet mess.
19. 2019-06-26 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #5719
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I give up
20. 2019-06-26 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #5720
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Same as before, keeps telling me I have to add a new card no matter how many I add

    
    No bro no that's okay I was joking