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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    man I hate waking up feeling empty. how do people deal with it? I feel like last prison sentence really damaged my emotional psyche and I need to repair or I'm gonna be miserable forever
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im easily the worst dresser here. I bought like 300 bucks worth of shit from JC Penny a few months ago, thats thats the most ive spent on clothing in....ever..,..since my mom stopped buying my clothes.

    Tbf, its hard to find flattering clothing thats form fitting enough to show off my shoulders and arms, but doesnt accentuate my tits and puffy nipples/ child bearing hips.

    tl;dr- The only requisite with my daily wardrobe is that its clean enough that i dont have to wonder if the gross smell im smelling is the shirt i picked up off the floor at the foot of the bed.
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    i'm easily the best dresser here, I get complimented all the time. 50% is dudes saying they like my hat 30% is old ladies or really young girls.. 20% is sexy womens

  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Would you prefer to look like a bum? I know you're in the drug cutting business and all that, but in polite society there's a certain expectation put on people, to at least dress somewhat respectably. Especially if you are engaged in business related activities. I'm not saying it's good or bad, it is what it is.

    let me tell you this, no billionaires wear 600 dollar jackets.

    only people trying to pose as fake billionaires wear 600 dollar jackets.

    fact is less than 100 bucks will get you a perfectly good looking and practical to wear jacket.


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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    A decent Canadian winter coat is like $300 because it's basically a parka stuffed with goose down. Warm as fuck and looks nice but not cheap.
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the coat i got right now has a detachable inner fleece and even in winter was too warm.


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  7. Yeah, down is not cheap no matter where you get it, I'd be surprised if you can find one under $100 period.





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  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist let me tell you this, no billionaires wear 600 dollar jackets.

    only people trying to pose as fake billionaires wear 600 dollar jackets.

    fact is less than 100 bucks will get you a perfectly good looking and practical to wear jacket.


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    You're implying i'm wasting money. It's not like i'm living paycheck to paycheck because i got to have the freshest sneakers.
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie You're implying i'm wasting money. It's not like i'm living paycheck to paycheck because i got to have the freshest sneakers.

    i'm implying you're wasting money coz the guy selling the 600 dollar jacket is ripping you off. it doesn't make economic sense to be ripped off whether you're rich or poor. the idea that a 600 dollar jacket is of any use to you what so ever over a cheaper one is a marketing technique employed by the seller to give you this idea that having the jacket will make you look better or somehow special. the fact is most people will just think you're a mug, and they'll be right.


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  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I wish Malice was still here to give me gay clothing advice. Now how will i know what scarf and gold chanel belt to wear with my T shirt that has skulls and roses on it?
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  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Wow I never thought I'd live to see the day Narc crushed a motherfucker in an argument. To be fair the opponent wasn't very bright.
  12. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would imagine stealing a coat is super easy. I'd probably go to a fancy church during the winter and snag a nice one from the coat rack.

    I dont even remember getting my coat but I know it was less than 100 dollars and has gotten me through the last 6 or 7 north Dakota winters so I guess that's that. Plus nobody has ever made fun of it because it wasn't a 600 dollars.
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I would never spend $6000 on a coat. That's preposterous, you can get a perfectly good coat for less than a tenth of that.
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  15. Youuu zaid it zont
  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yo get a north face that shit is lit fam
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Wow I never thought I'd live to see the day Narc crushed a motherfucker in an argument. To be fair the opponent wasn't very bright.

    fuck off faggot


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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by A College Professor yo get a north face that shit is lit fam

    i had a nice berghuas before i went to jail that was good jacket


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  19. Ghost Black Hole
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ghost

    her feet must and ankles must be freezing


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