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  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I got decent at drawing but I could never get faces right and eventually didn't have time/gave up/started drinking

    Faces are horrible lol. I mostly draw disgusting faceless things.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietYellow That's because you're a catastrophist

  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG Thanks nigga. <3

    However there is still the issue of

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Originally posted by Jυicebox The symptoms were exactly the same as when I had rhabdo earlier this year, so I assumed it was the same thing

    Apparently I had something ICU-worthy though because that's where I woke up, and somehow they knew it was intentional. I probably blacked out and told them like a jackass, and that got me a two-week stay in the cuckoo's nest

    I was laying down listening to music on the 22nd when I heard a knock on the door followed by "police, we're just coming to check on you" (Supposedly they had already sent both family and maintenance up there to check on me but got no response. I have no idea who told on me)

    I got up, ran into the living room where they had already opened the door, started explaining to them that I was fine, I was just drinking and hit my head but I passed out and woke up ICU'd

    I would've came back sooner but I got thrown in the mental hospital and just got out

    Two weeks in the hospital also forced me to withdraw from everything I was taking at one time. That fucking sucked, but maybe it will help in the long run

    They put me on Zoloft. As much as I hate the idea of being on SSRIs, I appear to be out of options. It doesn't make me feel any better but it does make everything seem less "intense"

    Maybe that means I'll be able to go outside and actually do something once in a while without getting drunk

    I've also been totally disarmed. Despite the fact that i could've blasted myself at any time during that whole thing, the family still saw fit to go through the place and take all the guns

    And now I'm not even sure if I can buy another one because I've been involuntarily committed to a psych ward

    Looks like my fun with firearms might be over

    I still have my job thankfully, and had enough vacation time to keep the bills paid, though it was close.

    update: according to my sister, I wouldn't let them put an IV in and kept yelling at everyone saying I didn't want to live, refusing treatment and telling them to leave me alone so I got hit with something that knocked me out for two days, then woke up coughing up a breathing tube

    I thought we had the right to refuse treatment in the US?
  5. Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I thought we had the right to refuse treatment in the US?

    You have a right to guns too, didn't stop them taking them.

    Anyway glad they did sick a tube up your ass or whatever they did, now you're stuck here with us. Yay! 🦄
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I wonder if McAfee's for real or insane this time
  7. Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    Originally posted by aldra I wonder if McAfee's for real or insane this time

    What's he do now?
  8. Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    https://www.rt.com/news/461647-mcafee-bury-government-taxes/

    Oh no, corruption in Washington, say it isn't so
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    hah yeah, he's being very specific though
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    keep in mind he recently posted a video of a pistol he converted to full auto firing blanks, claiming they were 'untraceable hydrogen shells'
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Is it possible to be depressed, alienated and suffer from constant chronic pain yet constantly have raging involuntary erections?

    It's called dating a Jéwish girl
  12. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I thought we had the right to refuse treatment in the US?

    They deemed you unfit to make decisions. It was either something your sister said, or you saying you wanted to die that made them deem you unfit.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING VII: Mattchews Camping Trip https://www.rt.com/news/461647-mcafee-bury-government-taxes/

    Oh no, corruption in Washington, say it isn't so

    Lol he's living on a boat in the Caribbean is that actually to do with his taxes? A few years ago he was living the the state's (cali IIRC)
  14. Yeah when I was hallucinating walking around the hospital trying to go in other peoples' rooms they gave me a shot of ativan and I think they asked me/told me about it, and I said "ok" to it, but if I didn't want them to I'm pretty sure they would've done it anyway.

    Then my mom came in and wouldn't shut the fuck up all night and I didn't hardly get to sleep even though I was all cozy and comfy on ativan and it still bugs me to this day that I didn't get to enjoy gentle sleep hallucinating that night. I haven't slept good since.
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Lol he's living on a boat in the Caribbean is that actually to do with his taxes? A few years ago he was living the the state's (cali IIRC)

    pretty sure US citizens are forced to pay US income tax even if they're living abroad, lol
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra pretty sure US citizens are forced to pay US income tax even if they're living abroad, lol

    yes, until they have ex pat status I believe. I can't imagine why living in a boat like Ron Hubbard is preferable over paying taxes on software residuals
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    In a rare moment of not being braindead, I shat this out in 5 min but I kinda like it. I wish I read more poetry so I could use a more "mature" meter. Idk. I always second guess everything.

    Buried the Body

    Parked on a hill
    Lights twinkled between everygreens
    Made our minds up
    Already killers in our mid teens
    Chopped it up methodically
    And buried what we could
    And swore a silent oath that we were done for good
    But time makes liars of us all
    And our ghosts were always waiting in the hall
    If we'd stayed at home
    Would we still have drawn their ire?
    Awkward, sweaty, shuffle-footed
    Waiting to catch fire.


    Who the fuck is Keats? That SUBTEXT tho amigawd rite?
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Pushing niggas harder than #2 pencils
  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER

    Yes
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I just found this digging through a an ancient YouTube playlist

    For posterity



    Casper is still ghosty :(

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