The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-11 at 7:43 PM UTC

   #4941
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by HTS Why are the space gestapo flying around in a sombrero?

   
   Traditional space gestapo vehicle
2. 2019-06-11 at 7:45 PM UTC

   #4942
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]

   Originally posted by GGG Okay so here's a cartoon you at sunset near the jungle hiding from the space gestapo
   
   I'm sorry you look like an arab.
   
   

   
   does CASPER often rape bugged eyed cyclopse's? do you CASPER? if you do you think Duchovny would really approve of such depraved behavior? if you do how would you think he feel getting raped by German aliens? have bee raped by aliens CASPER? did you enjoy it and did any of your family members participate in such vileness?
3. 2019-06-11 at 7:55 PM UTC

   #4943
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   gotta test them pussy drippin's like tranny fluid
4. 2019-06-11 at 8:09 PM UTC

   #4944
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Monkey
5. 2019-06-11 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #4945
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Link's Awakening remake is a game I might actually play eventually, but hoping I won't get snookered into another shitball of bullshit that was BOTW
6. 2019-06-11 at 9:19 PM UTC

   #4946
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by DietYellow Link's Awakening remake is a game I might actually play eventually, but hoping I won't get snookered into another shitball of bullshit that was BOTW

   
   >actually playing zelda
7. 2019-06-11 at 9:29 PM UTC

   #4947
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by GGG Traditional space gestapo vehicle

   
   Well,
   
   THEYRE WRONG.
8. 2019-06-11 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #4948
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG >actually playing zelda

   
   You have NO ODEA
9. 2019-06-11 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #4949
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG >actually playing zelda

   
   YOU ARE ASLEEP
10. 2019-06-12 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #4950
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Superman 64 > Zelda
11. 2019-06-12 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #4951
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by GGG Superman 64 > Zelda

    
    0/10
    
    glover>zelda
    
    I actually had worms Armageddon and conkers bad fur day for 64 and gave them away because I don't like nice things
    
    majoras mask is the shit too. Some fucking enchanting ass shit
12. 2019-06-12 at 2:25 AM UTC

    #4952
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Donald glover is pretty cool i agree
13. 2019-06-12 at 3:10 AM UTC

    #4953
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is it possible to be depressed, alienated and suffer from constant chronic pain yet constantly have raging involuntary erections? Asking for a friend
14. 2019-06-12 at 3:37 AM UTC

    #4954
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I learned what a rash guard is today and they are extra extra sexy sexy
15. 2019-06-12 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #4955
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Glover is great.
16. 2019-06-12 at 4:59 AM UTC

    #4956
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo Is it possible to be depressed, alienated and suffer from constant chronic pain yet constantly have raging involuntary erections? Asking for a friend

    
    This happens to me if I take anything serotonergic, especially trazodone
17. 2019-06-12 at 5:03 AM UTC

    #4957
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by GGG Okay so here's a cartoon you at sunset near the jungle hiding from the space gestapo
    
    I'm sorry you look like an arab.
    
    

    
    OH. MY. GOD.
    
    THis is fucking amazing.
    
    <3
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • GGG, 
    • Sudo
18. 2019-06-12 at 5:06 AM UTC

    #4958
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Your drawings are actually really good.You should do a webcomic or someshit.
19. 2019-06-12 at 5:11 AM UTC

    #4959
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I got decent at drawing but I could never get faces right and eventually didn't have time/gave up/started drinking
20. 2019-06-12 at 5:23 AM UTC

    #4960
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by CASPER Your drawings are actually really good.You should do a webcomic or someshit.

    
    Thanks nigga. <3
    
    However there is still the issue of
    
    

    Originally posted by CASPER Nipple incoming