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  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Now i fucked 3
  2. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    The reason why i was so quick is cuz she had to run to call thr cops
  3. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    casper i saw that freeman: guerrilla warfare is on your steam wishlist, you should think about getting it soon. well I mean probably better to just wait until they're out of early access. they're getting pretty close tho, once they have the modding tools done and polish things up it's gonna be a banger.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box casper i saw that freeman: guerrilla warfare is on your steam wishlist, you should think about getting it soon. well I mean probably better to just wait until they're out of early access. they're getting pretty close tho, once they have the modding tools done and polish things up it's gonna be a banger.

    I don't even remember what that is. I should really put an embargo on any game buying until I've played even a quarter of my 510 game library.
  5. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER I don't even remember what that is. I should really put an embargo on any game buying until I've played even a quarter of my 510 game library.

    its basically Mount and Blade but with guns and in pseudo-Ukraine made by russians instead of turks. i only buy games that I've played a lot of before hand and decided that these developers deserve money. freeman is one of those.

    can't really say its necessarily better than some of the other games you haven't played because im sure you have some fucking classics in there you're sitting on lol
  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I'm pretty motherfucked m8.

    Also I just fucked like a rabbit with my GF and it was some classic mega weed sex. My ears are literally ringing. I came not 30 seconds ago. It's been pretty wild thus far.

    so 15/20 seconds after you pull out, you're already posting on NIS. really sounds like that was one to write home about.


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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    i mean 30 seconds after for me and i'm still gasping for air


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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG I fucked two bitches

    and one was hydro.

    who was the other?


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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Narc i mean 30 seconds after for me and i'm still gasping for air

    yeah but you're like 80
  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    no i just go hard


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  11. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Narc i mean 30 seconds after for me and i'm still gasping for air


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    gasping for air? fuck, I'm just spending my time trying to find the bleach.
  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box gasping for air? fuck, I'm just spending my time trying to find the bleach.

    nasty ho?


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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Narc nasty ho?


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    Can't submit a rape kit if theres no usable DNA, yadadameen?
  14. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER Can't submit a rape kit if theres no usable DNA, yadadameen?

    habeus corpus. no body, no crime.
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    Rape kit lolol

    Ghb, rope, duct tape, baseball bat..
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  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box habeus corpus. no body, no crime.

    People have been convicted in cases where no body was ever found.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Oh boy! A thunderstorm just broke out above my house. I love thunderstorms. One time a couple summers ago i was standing on the balcony appreciating a thunderstorm when the neighborhood was graced by Thor himself. And not the Marvel movie guy either. Lightning struck the apartment complex directly across from me. And the thunder was so loud it shook the building i was in and all the car alarms went off at the same time. And i was like holy shit that was awesome.
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  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Did you know!? That if you get struck by lightning and you survive you get to show off your new lightning tattoo as proof.

    Holy shit.



    It's called Lichtenberg Figures and it usually goes away after a few months but if that isn't a neat memento i don't know what is. You get the same effect if you blast an electron beam at a block of acrylic.



    Pretty cool.
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  19. Originally posted by Sophie Oh boy! A thunderstorm just broke out above my house. I love thunderstorms. One time a couple summers ago i was standing on the balcony appreciating a thunderstorm when the neighborhood was graced by Thor himself. And not the Marvel movie guy either. Lightning struck the apartment complex directly across from me. And the thunder was so loud it shook the building i was in and all the car alarms went off at the same time. And i was like holy shit that was awesome.

    It should have struck instead
  20. Originally posted by DietYellow It should have struck instead

    Oh you dirty dog, you dirty dirty d

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