The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-09 at 7:52 PM UTC

   #4801
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by DietYellow I dropped my phone and now the audio from the speakers come through in deep echos. It's kinda cool actually. Thankfully it doesn't do that for calls or I would have to get it fixed.
   
   Also I hear something loose when I shake it, but when I enter camera mode and shake it I can't hear it anymore lol. It sounds like the loose thing is right where the camera is. Spooky.

   
   Reminds me of Nam.
   
   
2. 2019-06-09 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #4802
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Anyway, i know i'm late to the party. But it's good to know Juice is ok.
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3. 2019-06-09 at 8 PM UTC

   #4803
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Gifriend and I made brownies with ~3 ml of straight THC
4. 2019-06-09 at 8:05 PM UTC

   #4804
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   I ate 1/10th already. Gonna eat more.
5. 2019-06-09 at 9:12 PM UTC

   #4805
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   SWIM has over a hundred 125ml gummies SWIM was supposed to buy but forgot so they're just sittin there getting eaten 3 at a time once a week. Edibles are so degenerate, they're not conducive to productivity or socialization.
6. 2019-06-09 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #4806
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   SWIM lol go fuck yourself niggee cunt.
7. 2019-06-09 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #4807
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I want heroin gummies
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8. 2019-06-09 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #4808
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by DietYellow I want heroin gummies

   
   do they even make them?
   
   
   .
9. 2019-06-09 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #4809
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   heroin not quite the same taken orally anyway.
   
   
   .
10. 2019-06-09 at 10:22 PM UTC

    #4810
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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    • CASPER
11. 2019-06-09 at 10:26 PM UTC

    #4811
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I ate 1/10th already. Gonna eat more.

    
    3 ml, guessing your distillate is around 90% so roughly 2,700 mg in the batch? You might want to wait a bit and see where you're at if you really ate ~250 mg worth.
12. 2019-06-09 at 11:31 PM UTC

    #4812
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Lol the people who are too ashamed to admit that they are hebephiles and not just common filler words and you niggers lose your shit in the future and they don't shoot up heroin with vagrants and they are just a larger category though you are a special person and you are probably somewhere in the retard spectrum of your favorite fashion fashion novels
13. 2019-06-10 at 2:53 AM UTC

    #4813
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice 3 ml, guessing your distillate is around 90% so roughly 2,700 mg in the batch? You might want to wait a bit and see where you're at if you really ate ~250 mg worth.

    
    I'm pretty motherfucked m8.
    
    Also I just fucked like a rabbit with my GF and it was some classic mega weed sex. My ears are literally ringing. I came not 30 seconds ago. It's been pretty wild thus far.
14. 2019-06-10 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #4814
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Before anyone asks: I came in her unprotected pussy so she had to run to the bathroom and drain the cum. That's why I'm engaging in post coital NIS.
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15. 2019-06-10 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #4815
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    sup fags
16. 2019-06-10 at 3:50 AM UTC

    #4816
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Before anyone asks: I came in her unprotected pussy so she had to run to the bathroom and drain the cum. That's why I'm engaging in post coital NIS.

    
    So hot.
17. 2019-06-10 at 3:57 AM UTC

    #4817
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I'm pretty motherfucked m8.
    
    Also I just fucked like a rabbit with my GF and it was some classic mega weed sex. My ears are literally ringing. I came not 30 seconds ago. It's been pretty wild thus far.

    
    "hey guys look at me I just had sex with a woman smell my fingers you guys can't call me gay anymore"
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18. 2019-06-10 at 4 AM UTC

    #4818
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Before anyone asks: I came in her unprotected pussy so she had to run to the bathroom and drain the cum. That's why I'm engaging in post coital NIS.

    
    I dun believe you lemme smell ur fingers bro
19. 2019-06-10 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #4819
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    your mother
20. 2019-06-10 at 4:07 AM UTC

    #4820
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I fucked two bitches