The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-08 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #4761
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Pns
2. 2019-06-09 at 12:13 AM UTC

   #4762
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I dropped my phone and now the audio from the speakers come through in deep echos. It's kinda cool actually. Thankfully it doesn't do that for calls or I would have to get it fixed.
   
   Also I hear something loose when I shake it, but when I enter camera mode and shake it I can't hear it anymore lol. It sounds like the loose thing is right where the camera is. Spooky.
3. 2019-06-09 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #4763
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   I just found out Santa Claus isn't real
   
   U guys hear about this shit?
4. 2019-06-09 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #4764
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by GGG I just found out Santa Claus isn't real
   
   U guys hear about this shit?

   
   Bullshit. Next you're going to tell me that my parents' cats aren't actually giving me presents at Christmas? Psh.
5. 2019-06-09 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #4765
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by HTS Bullshit. Next you're going to tell me that my parents' cats aren't actually giving me presents at Christmas? Psh.

   
   Fuck off I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm serious about Santa though, google it if you don't believe me. Search for "New York Reindeer cover up 1999"
6. 2019-06-09 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #4766
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Actually use duckduckgo or something. Google has censored the search results
7. 2019-06-09 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #4767
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Dregs = pedo phaggit
8. 2019-06-09 at 1:08 AM UTC

   #4768
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG I just found out Santa Claus isn't real
   
   U guys hear about this shit?

   
   Prove it
9. 2019-06-09 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #4769
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Satan Claus
10. 2019-06-09 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #4770
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Kirby = Satan Claws
11. 2019-06-09 at 1:45 AM UTC

    #4771
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Magic
12. 2019-06-09 at 2:47 AM UTC

    #4772
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
13. 2019-06-09 at 5:55 AM UTC

    #4773
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Tonight feels so fucking good. Its breezy and just a nice night. I met some supwr cool people. Like... Super cool. Made good money tonight, so thats fucking awesome.
    
    Oh I went out Friday and took a little tour of some cool spots around the city. I'll be posting pics when I have more charge to my phone. Thought you guys might appreciate seeing some of the cool sites around here. For a large city, it is beautiful in some areas with a lot of history. Seen places I haven't been to since I was a kid with my dad even. Very nostalgic. I had a pretty good weekend.
    
    Still working on the "Malice memorial" little by little. I'll post pics of that when its done.Anyone got a good quote or saying I should put on the marker/sign Im going to hang on the tree in front of the memorial garden thingie? Think of somwthing cool, that he would like that would be fitting for him.
    
    Fuck his parents. They might not care, but I fucking do, and I'll be damned if I don't do something to remember and honor a friend who's no longer with us.
    
    Hope y'all are doing good. Take care. Im tired and going to sleep now. Today was just... A long fucking day.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Dregs, 
    • Octavian
14. 2019-06-09 at 5:56 AM UTC

    #4774
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Ghost Prove it

    
    Nigga I'm Santa clause
15. 2019-06-09 at 5:57 AM UTC

    #4775
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Hydro are you coming to cali
16. 2019-06-09 at 6:26 AM UTC

    #4776
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    pope bendydicks
17. 2019-06-09 at 10 AM UTC

    #4777
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Pope Trans/cis
18. 2019-06-09 at 10:42 AM UTC

    #4778
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Someone please go to work for me????? Please!!
19. 2019-06-09 at 10:44 AM UTC

    #4779
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist Someone please go to work for me????? Please!!

    
    VEGGIE TALES VEGGIE TALES
20. 2019-06-09 at 10:45 AM UTC

    #4780
    

    Technologist victim of incest