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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    LUIGI
  2. Originally posted by GGG 05-24-33: People have all but abandoned hope of the self taught man ever becoming reality. I have worked on his positronic for seven months now with no end in sight, but today something different happened. Something which brings me hope. Today, TSTM actually spoke to me. Looked me right in the eyes, smiled, and called me a nigger.

    It's promising but we've still got a ways to go before TSTM can be fullreconstructed I am not going to keep writing this

    this is bad
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    i broke the STM
  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Here's a quick thought process of how my mind works right now

    I'm halfway to walking to the gas station from my house. I dont want to go but I'm doing it because I have no smokes left. Every fuxking car that drives by, I assume they're looking and focused on me and so I walk 'more normal' and 'as proper as I can' so as not to raise suspicion.

    Which doesnt make sense because they're already looking at me.

    I just want a pack of smokes .

    The store opened 15 minutes ago so I'll stop here to type this out so as to ensure I'm not the first person to be in the store because that would be embarrassing.

    The FIRST person in the store. Right at the moment it opens


    :hey I need a pack of cigs!:

    So hopefully someone has been in there by now.

    It's a cool 60 degrees and perfect weather outside though birds chirping hard and the skyline is pink and blue ribboned.

    I jump in this dumpster and die.

    why not first? like whats wrong with that?


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  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I'm supposed to meet up w Luigi.
  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian


    Oi oiiiii!

    Chilled night with some hash and good films. Weather is absolute shit, not that I was going out anyway.

    NOICE NOICE OCT, I thought i was the last hash smoker left on this dirty cunthole island. so is that darknet hash or what? only the few cannabis sellers i've come across here in the last few years only seem to sell weed now, its all anyone seems to want anymore. you can't beat a good bit of rocky tho.


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  7. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietYellow Hugging women is the breast. I hugged my counselor yesterday for my last day of IOP, but it wasn't a boob hug. She told me what meeting she goes to after explaining to me what the difference is between crank, glass, and meth. She said first there was crank which wasn't actually meth, and then there was glass which was way better but not pure meth like it is today.

    I'm gonna go to her meeting sometimes and next time I see her she'll probably hug me, but this time it's gonna be a boob hug.

    Tfw when its 8am and the big girl boob hugs u too early for that shit
  8. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietYellow this is bad

    I was actually deciding whether or not to salvage it when i accidentally submit

    Last sentence was a note to myself

    This one too hi
  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    i always love that feel of nice soft tits gently brushing against your leg as she sucks on your cock


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    this kid is fucking hilarious




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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
  12. Heart attack time
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  13. Originally posted by hydromorphone You trusted sploo with your PO box address? Lol I wouldn't give him a fucking email address ffs. How could you not tell he's the stupidest, most untrust worthy person on this entire site? Like… What made you think that was a good idea? I need to know. Please.

    What about your dad's email?
  14. I hate that joke
  15. I haven't used the word joke in a really long time
  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Wake 'n bake.
  18. Technologist victim of incest
    My favorite thing to do. I’d be bakin too if I didn’t have to work this weekend😫
  19. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  20. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    hissssss......hissssss....sssss....

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