2019-06-07 at 5:01 AM UTC
terry davis running over a glow-in-the-dark celebrating pride month
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2019-06-07 at 7:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by HTS
terry davis running over a glow-in-the-dark celebrating pride month
You shouldve put the black guy in a suit.... and men in black sunglasses with an obviously counterfeit CIA badge.
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2019-06-07 at 7:34 AM UTC
Does anyone here have more than 12 taboo victories? Jw
2019-06-07 at 7:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian
I'm here for now so I'll be the first to say I dont get it. He wants to shoot the guy and he opens his pants and grabs his cock and shoots him in the face.
I don't get it. Is it a jedi thing?
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2019-06-07 at 7:37 AM UTC
He SMELLS his cock and gets mad and shoots him in the face ?
2019-06-07 at 7:38 AM UTC
Is that a gay dude smelling his gay lovers cock and upon realizing his cock smells like another mans asshole he gets mad and shoots him in the face ?
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2019-06-07 at 7:49 AM UTC
I had FOUR girls flirting with me ar the bar tonight and I left with none of them that's how retarded I am
Thank you.
You can make the joke that I am so retarded that I thought they were flirting when they werent at all and you could make a case for it.
But they were
But whatever
Dumb life. At least I met Jess from apt 19 who is two doors down from me Haha. We have each other now.
2019-06-07 at 8:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
I had FOUR girls flirting with me ar the bar tonight and I left with none of them that's how retarded I am
Thank you.
You can make the joke that I am so retarded that I thought they were flirting when they werent at all and you could make a case for it.
But they were
But whatever
Dumb life. At least I met Jess from apt 19 who is two doors down from me Haha. We have each other now.
Faggot. Be a whore already. Dont you know filling the void with people youll never get to know on any meaningful level is the way to transcend the sadness? Fuckin spaz.
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2019-06-07 at 8:18 AM UTC
Hey wanna come over to my place and FLIRT? Haha
2019-06-07 at 8:23 AM UTC
Oh yeah I played pig wheel and doubled my bet on Ken and he hit ;) that was a highlight. Way cooler than fucking four broads is winning 150 dollars I guess.
2019-06-07 at 8:24 AM UTC
I didnt realize how late early it was . Only 325 in the morning. Not a big deal here. Listening to Lettice in TC alone. Heart emojis
2019-06-07 at 10:20 AM UTC
Here's a quick thought process of how my mind works right now
I'm halfway to walking to the gas station from my house. I dont want to go but I'm doing it because I have no smokes left. Every fuxking car that drives by, I assume they're looking and focused on me and so I walk 'more normal' and 'as proper as I can' so as not to raise suspicion.
Which doesnt make sense because they're already looking at me.
I just want a pack of smokes .
The store opened 15 minutes ago so I'll stop here to type this out so as to ensure I'm not the first person to be in the store because that would be embarrassing.
The FIRST person in the store. Right at the moment it opens
:hey I need a pack of cigs!:
So hopefully someone has been in there by now.
It's a cool 60 degrees and perfect weather outside though birds chirping hard and the skyline is pink and blue ribboned.
I jump in this dumpster and die.
2019-06-07 at 10:21 AM UTC
Can't wait to finish work at 5. Going to chill with some hash and watch some films.