The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-04 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #4461
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Why is there something rather than nothing?
2. 2019-06-04 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #4462
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Even if there was nothing, why couldn't you hypothetically ask why ain't there something
3. 2019-06-04 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #4463
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   The presence of nothing is the absence of something?
4. 2019-06-04 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #4464
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   "Hey look dad, a nothing!"
5. 2019-06-04 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #4465
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   "Without nothing there is no reason for something..."
6. 2019-06-04 at 9:34 PM UTC

   #4466
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
7. 2019-06-04 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #4467
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Just lost myself in those eyes
8. 2019-06-04 at 9:59 PM UTC

   #4468
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by GGG Just lost myself in those eyes

   
   Right? What the fuck.
   
   Octavian is frustrating to look at. I dunno how else to put it. Like... hnnnngggghh. STOP IT, OCT.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Octavian, 
   • GGG
9. 2019-06-04 at 10:01 PM UTC

   #4469
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   I actually hate grey eyes.
   
   Sorta like George Carlin's skit (which was straight up racism)
   
   
   
   Faggoty depressed alcoholic mick wanna-be jedi.
10. 2019-06-04 at 10:03 PM UTC

    #4470
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS Right? What the fuck.
    
    Octavian is frustrating to look at. I dunno how else to put it. Like… hnnnngggghh. STOP IT, OCT.

    
    He reminds me of the homosexual GUESS model I keep seeing in my emails. They use him for like 30% of their ads.
11. 2019-06-04 at 11:03 PM UTC

    #4471
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by HTS Right? What the fuck.
    
    Octavian is frustrating to look at. I dunno how else to put it. Like… hnnnngggghh. STOP IT, OCT.

    
    Always got my love HTS, sexy lady! 😜
12. 2019-06-04 at 11:05 PM UTC

    #4472
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by HTS Right? What the fuck.
    
    Octavian is frustrating to look at. I dunno how else to put it. Like… hnnnngggghh. STOP IT, OCT.

    
    I can think of several ways to put it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • HTS
13. 2019-06-04 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #4473
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HTS Right? What the fuck.
    
    Octavian is frustrating to look at. I dunno how else to put it. Like… hnnnngggghh. STOP IT, OCT.

    
    At least bisexuals and trannies on a forum called "niggas in space" find him attractive.
14. 2019-06-04 at 11:21 PM UTC

    #4474
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers At least bisexuals and trannies on a forum called "niggas in space" find him attractive.

    
    Lmao Oct is objectively very attractive. I don't know how sexually repressed you must be to say these things, but if you ever wanna talk or need help coming out to your friends and family, my inbox is open. :)
15. 2019-06-04 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #4475
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers At least bisexuals and trannies on a forum called "niggas in space" find him attractive.

    
    LOL if only this weren't true
16. 2019-06-04 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #4476
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by GGG Lmao Oct is objectively very attractive. I don't know how sexually repressed you must be to say these things, but if you ever wanna talk or need help coming out to your friends and family, my inbox is open. :)

    
    Wait did you "come out" to your family? Aren't they turbo-Christian Evangeli-Cucks?
17. 2019-06-04 at 11:30 PM UTC

    #4477
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Wait did you "come out" to your family? Aren't they turbo-Christian Evangeli-Cucks?

    
    Um, no?
    
    And yeah, they've known for a while ever since I wanted to bring a dude home.
18. 2019-06-04 at 11:35 PM UTC

    #4478
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by GGG And yeah, they've known for a while ever since I wanted to bring a dude home

    
    Oh wow, awkward.
    
    I'd say something cocksure like "I bet gay dating must be so different", except I'm kinda clueless about how straight dating works either. I've had girlfriends, but never for terribly long.
    
    Now I just don't bother.
19. 2019-06-04 at 11:40 PM UTC

    #4479
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I'll cocksure assholnus
20. 2019-06-04 at 11:43 PM UTC

    #4480
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I'll cocksure assholnus

    
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