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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Why is there something rather than nothing?
  2. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Even if there was nothing, why couldn't you hypothetically ask why ain't there something
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The presence of nothing is the absence of something?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Hey look dad, a nothing!"
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    "Without nothing there is no reason for something..."
  6. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Just lost myself in those eyes
  7. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by GGG Just lost myself in those eyes

    Right? What the fuck.

    Octavian is frustrating to look at. I dunno how else to put it. Like... hnnnngggghh. STOP IT, OCT.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I actually hate grey eyes.

    Sorta like George Carlin's skit (which was straight up racism)



    Faggoty depressed alcoholic mick wanna-be jedi.
  9. Originally posted by HTS Right? What the fuck.

    Octavian is frustrating to look at. I dunno how else to put it. Like… hnnnngggghh. STOP IT, OCT.

    He reminds me of the homosexual GUESS model I keep seeing in my emails. They use him for like 30% of their ads.
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by HTS Right? What the fuck.

    Octavian is frustrating to look at. I dunno how else to put it. Like… hnnnngggghh. STOP IT, OCT.

    Always got my love HTS, sexy lady! 😜
  11. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS Right? What the fuck.

    Octavian is frustrating to look at. I dunno how else to put it. Like… hnnnngggghh. STOP IT, OCT.

    I can think of several ways to put it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS Right? What the fuck.

    Octavian is frustrating to look at. I dunno how else to put it. Like… hnnnngggghh. STOP IT, OCT.

    At least bisexuals and trannies on a forum called "niggas in space" find him attractive.
  13. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers At least bisexuals and trannies on a forum called "niggas in space" find him attractive.

    Lmao Oct is objectively very attractive. I don't know how sexually repressed you must be to say these things, but if you ever wanna talk or need help coming out to your friends and family, my inbox is open. :)
  14. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers At least bisexuals and trannies on a forum called "niggas in space" find him attractive.

    LOL if only this weren't true
  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by GGG Lmao Oct is objectively very attractive. I don't know how sexually repressed you must be to say these things, but if you ever wanna talk or need help coming out to your friends and family, my inbox is open. :)

    Wait did you "come out" to your family? Aren't they turbo-Christian Evangeli-Cucks?
  16. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Wait did you "come out" to your family? Aren't they turbo-Christian Evangeli-Cucks?

    Um, no?

    And yeah, they've known for a while ever since I wanted to bring a dude home.
  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by GGG And yeah, they've known for a while ever since I wanted to bring a dude home

    Oh wow, awkward.

    I'd say something cocksure like "I bet gay dating must be so different", except I'm kinda clueless about how straight dating works either. I've had girlfriends, but never for terribly long.

    Now I just don't bother.
  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I'll cocksure assholnus
  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I'll cocksure assholnus

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