The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-13 at 12:03 PM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   lol fartgo
   
   
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2. 2019-05-13 at 12:03 PM UTC

   #3002
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Narc Yeah I know where you are Fargo
   
   
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   Well the Google our seagull and pigeon stats. :)
3. 2019-05-13 at 12:04 PM UTC

   #3003
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   How far can a Fargo go?
4. 2019-05-13 at 12:05 PM UTC

   #3004
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   If the gullz aren't even interested in your town then it must be shit.
   
   
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5. 2019-05-13 at 12:06 PM UTC

   #3005
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   I'll kill you.
6. 2019-05-13 at 12:06 PM UTC

   #3006
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sophie How far can a Fargo go?

   
   Little Moorhead
7. 2019-05-13 at 12:06 PM UTC

   #3007
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   How far can a fart go
   
   
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8. 2019-05-13 at 12:06 PM UTC

   #3008
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Narc If the gullz aren't even interested in your town then it must be shit.
   
   
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   No if the gulls were interested that's how you know its shit.
9. 2019-05-13 at 12:07 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Narc How far can a fart go
   
   
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   Forever, i read somewhere we're all breathing in Hitler's farts right about now. And i for one think we should be grateful for it.
10. 2019-05-13 at 12:09 PM UTC

    #3010
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sophie Forever, i read somewhere we're all breathing in Hitler's farts right about now. And i for one think we should be grateful for it.

    
    I wrote a poem once called 'Where do the Leaves go?'
    
    It got published. I was 7.
    
    Thank you.
11. 2019-05-13 at 12:09 PM UTC

    #3011
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ I wrote a poem once called 'Where do the Leaves go?'
    
    It got published. I was 7.
    
    Thank you.

    
    Can i read it?
12. 2019-05-13 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #3012
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Only if you read it out loud in Dutch on buckaroo
13. 2019-05-13 at 12:11 PM UTC

    #3013
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Sophie Forever, i read somewhere we're all breathing in Hitler's farts right about now. And i for one think we should be grateful for it.

    
    The amount of bombs and rockets droppedbaround him I doubt there were many that weren't incinerated within 20 mins of pfft.
    
    
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14. 2019-05-13 at 12:12 PM UTC

    #3014
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ Only if you read it out loud in Dutch on buckaroo

    
    Would you like me to translate the poem? Or just pronounce everything with a thick Dutch accent. So you guys can make fun of me in TC again. Hurr durr LAINOOKS KLINKEN KLONKEN ...
    
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    T_T
15. 2019-05-13 at 12:13 PM UTC

    #3015
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Sophie Would you like me to translate the poem? Or just pronounce everything with a thick Dutch accent. So you guys can make fun of me in TC again. Hurr durr LAINOOKS KLINKEN KLONKEN …
    
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    T_T

    
    Will you wear your clogs while you say it?
    
    
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16. 2019-05-13 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #3016
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Narc Will you wear your clogs while you say it?
    
    
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    I'll read it from the top of my windmill holding a bouquet of Tulips while tap dancing in clogs.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • hydromorphone
17. 2019-05-13 at 12:15 PM UTC

    #3017
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i need to speak to you on Tc so i can add dutch to me repetoire. Im really good with accents. I almost actually got laid at a bar putting on an australian accent for an hour and a half. Apparently accents are cool to women who think Africa is the planets "biggest country".
18. 2019-05-13 at 12:18 PM UTC

    #3018
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    WOUNDED KNEE
19. 2019-05-13 at 12:18 PM UTC

    #3019
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by CASPER i need to speak to you on Tc so i can add dutch to me repetoire. Im really good with accents. I almost actually got laid at a bar putting on an australian accent for an hour and a half. Apparently accents are cool to women who think Africa is the planets "biggest country".

    
    O+ once told i sound very sophisticated but mQ and Panny only saw fit to make fun
20. 2019-05-13 at 12:19 PM UTC

    #3020
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Sophie I'll read it from the top of my windmill holding a bouquet of Tulips while tap dancing in clogs.

    
    With one of your fingers in the dyke
    
    
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