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  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by aldra les claypool?

    I don't get it


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  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by DietYellow I won a 40" smart tv from a raffle at the plasma center because of the gross tuna I doanted.

    is it a plasma screen?
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  3. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Les Porter? How long has yer name rhymed with Yoker?
  4. I'm in the obsv unit possibly overnight if i dont leave ama before then after being sent to the ER by ambulence from urgent care. My blood potassium was 7.0, so they gave me iv salin, IV insulin, iv calcium, iv lasix, iv dextrose, other shit.

    I wouldn't care except that I have an essay final due monday that i was gonna work on all day today.
  5. itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    I'm glad your ok DP
  6. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    yeah just everyone is near death online lmao smfh
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by itybit I'm glad your ok DP

    He just said hes not ok. Please respect your youngers.
  8. I was lowkey kinda hoping I would be rhabdo epidemic case #3.
  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Potassium is one of the elements they use in the lethal injection to stop the heart you fucking retard.


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  10. Originally posted by Narc Potassium is one of the elements they use in the lethal injection to stop the heart you fucking retard.


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    Yeah, I saw that afterwards, I guess it's EXCRUCIATINGLY painful when injected, so much so that it's illegal for vets to put down animals with it without sedating first.

    Also, the sodium pentathiazole or we isnt that great of an anaestetic at the doses they use, so sometimes the prisoners come to during LE, wherein they die an extremely painful death due to potassium burning like shit all the way through their veins into the heart, and the muscle paralyzers making them feel their suffocation. I wonder if it's like sleep paralysis.


    SQUIREEL!!!?!?!!!
  11. Lol, I barely had half a tramadol in my wallet with me, so I lied to the staff and said I have a prescription for it, and when they called up my pharmacy to verify, the little pharmacy asian came in looking puzzled bc I didnt have any filled there, so I told her it was a script from a couple years ago that I recently started taking again, and that actually worked.

    They only gave me 50 though, but I kinda forgot that 50 is the only IR dose in America. Which is lame.
  12. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Tramadol is shit. It can cause seizures too, especially at higher doses.

    It makes me feel like shit. I used to give it away when I was 16 and had my poo-poo platter of narcotics. (Not that tramadol is or should be classified as a narcotic, but damn did I get a lot of scripts to fill. Shit I still have a pretty healthy platter of shit to fill now. I can barely walk, and not for long either. I do have MRSA still in my femur and
    Knee too, so Id probably be dead without the shit I take.)
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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ My latest laptop? I spilled a beer on it 2 months ago and next day I turned it on it said HD not recognized. Why?

    I have a pile of them with that problem.

    might just need the hard drive replaced....which is pretty easy to fix. If you dont want to deal with it, see how much it is to send them to LA. I could probably fix em.
  14. Originally posted by hydromorphone Tramadol is shit. It can cause seizures too, especially at higher doses.

    It makes me feel like shit. I used to give it away when I was 16 and had my poo-poo platter of narcotics. (Not that tramadol is or should be classified as a narcotic, but damn did I get a lot of scripts to fill. Shit I still have a pretty healthy platter of shit to fill now. I can barely walk, and not for long either. I do have MRSA still in my femur and
    Knee too, so Id probably be dead without the shit I take.)

    Tramadol is one of the only things that has directly helped my migraines, almost certainly because it has SRI properties as well as the opioid for dual action. It's almost tailor made for migraines.

    I never get seizures. I do a lot of drugs and benzo withdrawal, and potassium od, and other things that should by right give me seizures and I never get them. I must have a really high threshold. Also I take two antiseizure drugs in high doses and only 400mg a day, which is about right for me.

    Good luck on the mrsa. Also, go bek 2 hospital and shoot pills again.
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  15. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by DietYellow Tramadol is one of the only things that has directly helped my migraines, almost certainly because it has SRI properties as well as the opioid for dual action. It's almost tailor made for migraines.

    I never get seizures. I do a lot of drugs and benzo withdrawal, and potassium od, and other things that should by right give me seizures and I never get them. I must have a really high threshold. Also I take two antiseizure drugs in high doses and only 400mg a day, which is about right for me.

    Good luck on the mrsa. Also, go bek 2 hospital and shoot pills again.

    Hey, if they work for you, more power. I'm just saying how they work for me, which isn't good, and for a drug that's handed out so willy-nilly, compared to others, it really should be looked at harder than it is. It's more dangerous than vicodin, and percocets, that's for sure.

    Glad you found something that works though.

    As for going back to the hospital, they won't keep me any longer. I can't get rid of my infection, I'm just fucked. I don't want to stay there anyway. I want to live what life I have however long or short it is.
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  16. tfw rancid tuna gets you a TV and vitamins almost kill you
  17. When I got arrested and was still tripping, for some reason I randomly came while I was sleeping in the holding cell by myself, so during intake to the pod I removed all my clothes and the female CO took my still cummy underwear and put them in a giant ziplock bag along with the rest of my clothes
  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DietYellow When I got arrested and was still tripping, for some reason I randomly came while I was sleeping in the holding cell by myself, so during intake to the pod I removed all my clothes and the female CO took my still cummy underwear and put them in a giant ziplock bag along with the rest of my clothes

    It'd be funny if she somehow got pregnant from that

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