The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-08 at 4:16 AM UTC

   #2781
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator NO SMOKING CIGARETTES IS STUPID RGHRGHRGH

   
   I smoked a cig under the oven fan at the maison derriere earlier that got sauce from Chinese food on it but still burned. I think the formaldehyde and the MSG are currently developing into a new form of avian flu inside me right fucking now
2. 2019-05-08 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #2782
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator I will char and mail my monopoly piece in my place.
   
   (It is the race car, the best monopoly piece).

   
   A subtle monopoly money reference HAR . I love you. I get it
   Wont ever forget
3. 2019-05-08 at 8:55 AM UTC

   #2783
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I just genuinely told my stuffed lamb to stop being weird. I'm deep into this drunk session. Probably my last post.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo, 
   • mashlehash
4. 2019-05-08 at 10:12 AM UTC

   #2784
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I just genuinely told my stuffed lamb to stop being weird. I'm deep into this drunk session. Probably my last post.

   
   Like ever
5. 2019-05-08 at 10:28 AM UTC

   #2785
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by CASPER 6'7"- 6'8 yeah. im pretty laid back. Told you man- shouldve come to LA. It is the land of milk and honey…if milk and honey were shard and H.

   
   what's the weather like up there? heheheheh
   
   Are you sure it's the land of milk and honey? That it's not all hate and money, and that there's a canopy of greed holding you down?
6. 2019-05-08 at 10:30 AM UTC

   #2786
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by HTS what's the weather like up there? heheheheh

   
   
   If only I had a nickel for every time I heard that. I’d still be poor, but I’d have a lot of nickels 😁
7. 2019-05-08 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #2787
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Good day in work thus far.
8. 2019-05-08 at 2:54 PM UTC

   #2788
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Og my God staying perpetually drunk is not my gimmick. I took 45 shots of old crow at work today and then my boss showed up (on his day off) and I had to act like I was normal (but i didnt ) it's just exhausting

   
   Old Crow? You're better than that. Pay the extra $1-$2 a fifth and get Evan Williams instead.
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   • RestStop
9. 2019-05-08 at 2:56 PM UTC

   #2789
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by HTS what's the weather like up there? heheheheh
   
   Are you sure it's the land of milk and honey? That it's not all hate and money, and that there's a canopy of greed holding you down?

   
   Theres a lot of spiderwebs. Like a LOT.
   
   The struggle is real.
10. 2019-05-08 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #2790
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by CASPER Theres a lot of spiderwebs. Like a LOT.
    
    The struggle is real.

    
    Today's weather: spiderwebs. Like a LOT of spiderwebs. Probably shouldn't leave the house.
    
    
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    • Octavian
11. 2019-05-08 at 4 PM UTC

    #2791
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/australias-mysterious-spider-rain-explained/news-story/c51d72e4a231731bb42e5f5a1010a7d5
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    • hydromorphone
12. 2019-05-08 at 4:10 PM UTC

    #2792
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I won a 40" smart tv from a raffle at the plasma center because of the gross tuna I doanted.
13. 2019-05-09 at 12:16 AM UTC

    #2793
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I need to find a dark market fast FUUUUUUCK!
14. 2019-05-09 at 12:41 AM UTC

    #2794
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Made an order on Empire yesterday.
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    • RestStop
15. 2019-05-09 at 3:03 AM UTC

    #2795
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by DietYellow I won a 40" smart tv from a raffle at the plasma center because of the gross tuna I doanted.

    
    CON
16. 2019-05-09 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #2796
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    God, I'm a moody bitch
17. 2019-05-09 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #2797
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    What's wrong?
18. 2019-05-09 at 3:38 AM UTC

    #2798
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    damn i don't log on for a few days and yall niggas got 15 pages of shit wrote
19. 2019-05-09 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #2799
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Could one of you homos in the uk send me some real nazi stuffs? I'd most like ol Adolfs skull for some skull fucking but i know he died in brazil
20. 2019-05-09 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #2800
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah, this TRT is going abnormally fast. At least compared to the last one.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by mashlehash What's wrong?

    
    All around.. I'm getting a better grip on things, but I'm not where I will be yet. Which is kind of a silly thing to say really, but it's funny knowing that you know the way things are panned out to be but you aren't there yet, you're still here.
    
    All there is to do is to be here and be moodier than I'd like to be, but not as much as I have been, and more than I will be.
    
    And I can always ask for lithium I guess. sploo says he buys them from his neighbor, I might ask him to send me some in exchange for my Crouton. Yeah,,yeah I think I'm gonna do that.
    
    Thanks mashhash.