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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CountBlah Could one of you homos in the uk send me some real nazi stuffs? I'd most like ol Adolfs skull for some skull fucking but i know he died in brazil

    Do you know? How are you sure?
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CountBlah Could one of you homos in the uk send me some real nazi stuffs? I'd most like ol Adolfs skull for some skull fucking but i know he died in brazil

    Stalin used the top half of his skull as an ash tray, (apparently). Yuri Andropov had the bones of him, Eva Braun and some others dug up from an airfield and destroyed in the 70's.
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  4. staring at the setting sun
    no reason to come back again
    the twilight world in blue and white
    the needle and the damage done
  5. Lyndsay Zywiciel What has Changed

    DTTTRBP,F?
  6. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Mr Mashallah soyabean mohabbat liverchop SAIGA 12.
  7. One time in 4th grade our long term substitute teacher came back from a trip to Mexico and she brought all of us back these little glazed clay guitars, about 4 inches long with a small hole bored all the way through the middle of the neck, into the hollow unobstructed sound hole.

    Then my friend Cole showed his to his dad and he said "These aren't guitars, they're crackpipes". Then the police made us give them all back so they could destroy them.
  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by DietYellow One time in 4th grade our long term substitute teacher came back from a trip to Mexico and she brought all of us back these little glazed clay guitars, about 4 inches long with a small hole bored all the way through the middle of the neck, into the hollow unobstructed sound hole.

    Then my friend Cole showed his to his dad and he said "These aren't guitars, they're crackpipes". Then the police made us give them all back so they could destroy them.

    Sounds like they'd be more for weed.


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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sounds like they'd be more for playing pretend miniature clay guitar riffs.
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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Sounds like they'd be more for playing pretend miniature clay guitar riffs.

    Nowhere to plug in the pretend miniature clay amp tho.


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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Am trying so hard to think of songs that would make a good clay pun but I got nothing.


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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Narc Nowhere to plug in the pretend miniature clay amp tho.


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    or is there??

  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Narc Sounds like they'd be more for weed.

    Tobacco, officer.
  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Heart shaped box if the heart shaped box was made out of clay and was miniature, maybe.

    Best I got im afraid


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  15. Octavian motherfucker
    These Binaural beats are suppose to unlock brain potential. Feel like I've got fucking brain-tumors after 45 mins of listening.
  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Ahh I got one




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  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Fuck Kotlin btw
  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Yannick
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Narc Am trying so hard to think of songs that would make a good clay pun but I got nothing.

    les claypool?

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