2019-05-05 at 10:25 PM UTC
Man I love shitting I shit all the time everywhere
2019-05-05 at 10:32 PM UTC
I don't have a celebrity crush or a specific person of desire which makes me pose this question.
Which female celebs do my fellow nigs desire?
I don't even have a generic choice... In college I always had a hard on for Jessica Alba.
When I heard Jennifer Aniston speaking filth in Horrible Bosess.....YES!
Most recent was Jennifer Lawrence in "Red Sparrow". Always had a thing for strong sexualized independent females.
Share your thoughts nigs...
2019-05-05 at 10:56 PM UTC
Why does everything think I'm sploo? I'm very similar to him in a lot of ways, but am quite a bit more successful in almost every way.
Anyways, that's easy. Ellen Page is my celebrity crush.
Also Billie Ellish, except that I looked her up recently and her face isn't as attractive as I thought it was. Sploo thinks she's the be-all-end-all looks wise though.
2019-05-05 at 11:53 PM UTC
Post ellen page pics im at work
2019-05-06 at 2:12 AM UTC
My friend in college sold people fake IDs he got from dark net that would scan and everything. Certain states were better than others for it. I wonder how much I could charge for doing that.
Anyways, I finaly shat my brains out, but I dont know exactly how much that is, because I diarrhea'd some too so the water isn't very transparent. I still dont think I got it all out yet, but I did good enough.
I'm going to assume this was caused by milk poisoning and not enough fiber due to so many cal0ries coming from milk. Also I ran out of magnesium supplements a while ago. Probs gonna take more colace for a while, which is a fabulous drug by the way.
2019-05-06 at 3:46 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Remember Robinhoody? I forgot he was a person until right now. I haven't been so excited for a summer in about 5 years
2019-05-06 at 10:40 AM UTC
I don’t wanna work today, 😩
Got a new trainee though, and he’s doing well. Mondays can be crazy!
2019-05-06 at 10:43 AM UTC
I don't have to work today
2019-05-06 at 10:44 AM UTC
Hey Juice, cummear.
Fuck you!
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