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  1. Originally posted by Octavian Sploo has really changed since Zoklet. He's actually an intelligent dude and if Scron is right, I hope he persues his current avenue of enlightenment.

    Show me the ways of trianglism.

    I'm not sploo dumbass. I talk to him and roshambo on facebook. Wren ignored me because he's a pussy.
  2. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Man I love shitting I shit all the time everywhere
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    I don't have a celebrity crush or a specific person of desire which makes me pose this question.


    Which female celebs do my fellow nigs desire?

    I don't even have a generic choice... In college I always had a hard on for Jessica Alba.

    When I heard Jennifer Aniston speaking filth in Horrible Bosess.....YES!


    Most recent was Jennifer Lawrence in "Red Sparrow". Always had a thing for strong sexualized independent females.

    Share your thoughts nigs...
  4. Why does everything think I'm sploo? I'm very similar to him in a lot of ways, but am quite a bit more successful in almost every way.

    Anyways, that's easy. Ellen Page is my celebrity crush.

    Also Billie Ellish, except that I looked her up recently and her face isn't as attractive as I thought it was. Sploo thinks she's the be-all-end-all looks wise though.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by DietYellow Why does everything think I'm sploo? I'm very similar to him in a lot of ways, but am quite a bit more successful in almost every way.

    Anyways, that's easy. Ellen Page is my celebrity crush.

    Also Billie Ellish, except that I looked her up recently and her face isn't as attractive as I thought it was. Sploo thinks she's the be-all-end-all looks wise though.

    OK you're not Sploo, no big deal.

    Anyways...on topic. Hot celebs.
  6. Post ellen page pics im at work
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian Mash has to be the only subject I actually feel bad about when I press enter and unleash a barrage of vitriolic, venemous sputtering hatred.

    I don't mean it Mash, I just find your weakness and exploit it on attack.


    What kind of drugs are you taking, boy? Are you drinking?

    Don't try to apologize to me now. Ha. Haha.

    Fuckin Falcon Punch him infront of that woman, and while he's past out, tell of a horrid story that he had done to the lady friend and then duck. Leave him there. LEAVE YOU THERE.
  8. My friend in college sold people fake IDs he got from dark net that would scan and everything. Certain states were better than others for it. I wonder how much I could charge for doing that.


    Anyways, I finaly shat my brains out, but I dont know exactly how much that is, because I diarrhea'd some too so the water isn't very transparent. I still dont think I got it all out yet, but I did good enough.

    I'm going to assume this was caused by milk poisoning and not enough fiber due to so many cal0ries coming from milk. Also I ran out of magnesium supplements a while ago. Probs gonna take more colace for a while, which is a fabulous drug by the way.
  9. Originally posted by Octavian OK you're not Sploo, no big deal.

    Anyways…on topic. Hot celebs.

    But yeah, thanks for the compliment bro, you're an overall intelligent, attractive looking nugger.


    You too lehash
  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    My baby is getting her own TV show !!

  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Remember Robinhoody? I forgot he was a person until right now. I haven't been so excited for a summer in about 5 years
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo Remember Robinhoody? I forgot he was a person until right now. I haven't been so excited for a summer in about 5 years

    You guys going to sleepaway camp or someshit?
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CASPER You guys going to sleepaway camp or someshit?

    I'm gon roast a weenie
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Remember Robinhoody? I forgot he was a person until right now. I haven't been so excited for a summer in about 5 years

    someone should track him down and tell him malice offed himself
  15. Technologist victim of incest
    I don’t wanna work today, 😩

    Got a new trainee though, and he’s doing well. Mondays can be crazy!
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist I don’t wanna work today, 😩

    Got a new trainee though, and he’s doing well. Mondays can be crazy!

    Yeah I barely left the house so I forgot it was sunday. And I have work in 5 hours. And I haven't slept yet. Too much shit to do. So little time.
  17. I don't have to work today
  18. Technologist victim of incest
    Hey Juice, cummear.











    Fuck you!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    muh secular society!
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by aldra someone should track him down and tell him malice offed himself

    Thatd be a fine howdy do.

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