The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-05 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #2601
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   
2. 2019-05-05 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #2602
   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian
   
   Long overdue catch up since being confined and unemployed.
   
   
   Liberating.
   
   

   
   That's a pretty girl. U ever broken ur nose, piglet?
3. 2019-05-05 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #2603
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by DontTellEm That's a pretty girl. U ever broken ur nose, piglet?

   
   No four eyes, have you?
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   • DontTellEm
4. 2019-05-05 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #2604
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by HTS Sorry, but nah. Your buddy looks kinda jedi-y, Oct looks like a GQ model but not gay.

   
   The friend is Spanish and German.The nose is identical. Their eyes are almost identical. Almost identical face shape. Only diff is Octs head is turned and hes trying to make himself jizz with his mind.
   
   IM NOT CRAZY
   
   YOURE THE ONE WHOS CRAZY
   
   Im sorry i defended your honor. :harrumph:
5. 2019-05-05 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #2605
   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian No four eyes, have you?

   
   Lol. Nah
6. 2019-05-05 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #2606
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Octavian

   
   CONFIRMED
   
   
7. 2019-05-05 at 5:49 PM UTC

   #2607
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I passed 2 stages of photos and got offered a modelling shoot but fucked it off. Wasn't happy with not having six pack,( hence the challenge I started). Think I should go for it guys?
   
   Thanks for the GQ comment HTS, much respect. ✌
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   • itybit
8. 2019-05-05 at 5:54 PM UTC

   #2608
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by CASPER The friend is Spanish and German.The nose is identical. Their eyes are almost identical. Almost identical face shape. Only diff is Octs head is turned and hes trying to make himself jizz with his mind.
   
   IM NOT CRAZY
   
   YOURE THE ONE WHOS CRAZY
   
   Im sorry i defended your honor. :harrumph:

   
   Sorryyyy. I can see those similarities I guess now that you mention it, but like there are a few differences that kinda make a big difference like eye tilt and their ears I guess (your buddies ears are like below his eyes but octs are more parallel?).
   
   idk
   
   I'm definitely the one who's crazy. Might just be that oct looks more white basically. *shrug*
9. 2019-05-05 at 5:55 PM UTC

   #2609
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mashlehash Lol who the fuck is this?

   
   Zuckerberg
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   • HTS
10. 2019-05-05 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #2610
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian I passed 2 stages of photos and got offered a modelling shoot but fucked it off. Wasn't happy with not having six pack,( hence the challenge I started). Think I should go for it guys?
    
    Thanks for the GQ comment HTS, much respect. ✌

    
    Show me your tits
11. 2019-05-05 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #2611
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Show me your tits

    
    Dicks first yo
12. 2019-05-05 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #2612
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i would prefer cankle pics from everyone here
13. 2019-05-05 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #2613
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Dregs i would prefer cankle pics from everyone here

    
    
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    • CandyRein, 
    • Dregs
14. 2019-05-05 at 6:21 PM UTC

    #2614
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    DAÀAAAAYYYYUM!
15. 2019-05-05 at 6:29 PM UTC

    #2615
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Nigga swoll(en)
16. 2019-05-05 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #2616
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    .
17. 2019-05-05 at 7:51 PM UTC

    #2617
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Candyrein lurk our thread but never post. Doin the slave work too. Nice
18. 2019-05-05 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #2618
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Ghost I would get a portable sprinkler and hook up a tank of my bodily fluids and spray an entire crowded street like a bio terrorist

    
    I'm surprised this hasn't already been done, many times, but at least once.
19. 2019-05-05 at 8:43 PM UTC

    #2619
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I hated shitting as a kid so I would hold it in for like 6 days, and I would constantly be leaking slimy shit into my whitey tighties a couple days beforehand.
20. 2019-05-05 at 8:48 PM UTC

    #2620
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Sploo has really changed since Zoklet. He's actually an intelligent dude and if Scron is right, I hope he persues his current avenue of enlightenment.
    
    Show me the ways of trianglism.