The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-05 at 4:59 PM UTC

   #2581
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by HTS okay you look absurdly good what are you doing on a forum for chuds and manlets

   
   Thanks sis.
   
   And why I stay? For you guiz of course.
2. 2019-05-05 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #2582
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER your pouty model-face makes me want to fucking punch you, but lookin good brah
   
   You look exactly like one of my best friends in HS. Ill see if i can round up a pic. Like 90% match.

   
   Yeah, and the natural (or maybe unnatural) guyliner looking eyes.
3. 2019-05-05 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #2583
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Exactly...I want to punch him square in his face.
4. 2019-05-05 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #2584
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't like stimulant laxatives. They seem unhealthy and don't really work for me for some reason. Going back to colace, apparently they think it's not more effective than placebo, but that's a damn lie, it's a good ass drug and gentle as nomoretears.
   
   I figured out that my problems are most likely caused by the absurd amounts of milk I've been drinking. Thankfully, the gas station hasn't sent me any more coupons lately, so I'm gonna take a nice break for a while after I've used up this next gallon.
5. 2019-05-05 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #2585
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by DietYellow Yeah, and the natural (or maybe unnatural) guyliner looking eyes.

   
   Thanks Sploo
   
   

   Originally posted by mashlehash Exactly…I want to punch him square in his face.

   
   Envy's a sin Reek
6. 2019-05-05 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #2586
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Octavian

   
   
7. 2019-05-05 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #2587
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   It's not envy, I am generally perplexed, and sometimes start laughing at your face structure.
8. 2019-05-05 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #2588
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by CASPER

   
   Good looking guy but....I don't see it.
9. 2019-05-05 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #2589
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Nah.
   
   He's probably got deep dark issues involving male dominance.
10. 2019-05-05 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #2590
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mashlehash It's not envy, I am generally perplexed, and sometimes start laughing at your face structure.

    
    Well it works like this. Nordic eyes, med skin, eastern european jaw/lips.
    
    You: 5 generations of inbreeding.
    
    
    
    
    Reek I can give you some tips, if you like? Follow your master's lead.
11. 2019-05-05 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #2591
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Someone back me up on this.... if you put facial hair on Oct, wouldnt it look a bunch like my friend?
12. 2019-05-05 at 5:16 PM UTC

    #2592
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by GGG1234 I'd fuck Octavian.

    
    I'D FUCK YOU TOO BRAH! 👍
13. 2019-05-05 at 5:16 PM UTC

    #2593
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Octavian

    
    Lol who the fuck is this?
14. 2019-05-05 at 5:17 PM UTC

    #2594
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Think it was one of the kings in poland or someshit. Or France. I just remember he was super fucked up.
15. 2019-05-05 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #2595
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by CASPER Someone back me up on this…. if you put facial hair on Oct, wouldnt it look a bunch like my friend?

    
    Sorry, but nah. Your buddy looks kinda jedi-y, Oct looks like a GQ model but not gay.
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16. 2019-05-05 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #2596
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Those genetics boy
17. 2019-05-05 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #2597
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by CASPER Think it was one of the kings in poland or someshit. Or France. I just remember he was super fucked up.

    
    One of the Habsburgs, (Austrian Empire). This is what happens when you fuck your cousins for generations like Mash's family have. Huh-huh
18. 2019-05-05 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #2598
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Oct I fight you in the club
19. 2019-05-05 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #2599
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by mashlehash Oct I fight you in the club

    
    I would watch that. Oct looks like he could rekt Mash's shit pretty quick, but then Mash is squirrelly and lives in a septic tank which probably made him 10x stronger like Goku and the hyperbolic time chamber.
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20. 2019-05-05 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #2600
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by HTS I would watch that. Oct looks like he could rekt Mash's shit pretty quick, but then Mash is squirrelly and lives in a septic tank which probably made him 10x stronger like Goku and the hyperbolic time chamber.

    
    Mash has to be the only subject I actually feel bad about when I press enter and unleash a barrage of vitriolic, venemous sputtering hatred.
    
    I don't mean it Mash, I just find your weakness and exploit it on attack.