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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by inert_observer Isaac Newton had a really high IQ and he was a virgin. I’m sorry but I’m going to have to add you to the virgin list.

    I have an IQ of 46 so I slay mad
    retard pussy. But thanks for admitting you're a virgin.
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    You fuck wits across the water look for us Brits for material then make it 10x worse.
  4. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian You fuck wits across the water look for us Brits for material then make it 10x worse.

    You fuck wits in Britain look to the US for all your entertainment and then bitch about it. How about you limey fucks produce a comedian who doesn't just tell two line jokes in rapid succession on stage?
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator You fuck wits in Britain look to the US for all your entertainment and then bitch about it. How about you limey fucks produce a comedian who doesn't just tell two line jokes in rapid succession on stage?

    Lol we don't, like, ever.

    We export all the shit like our biggest reject James Corden and you give him the lame night show.



    Countless shows you guys have Americanised that are complete dog shit in comparison to ours, The Office being one. Hell, all your "great" shows are filled with Brit actors in lead parts hahahahahaha.

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  6. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Lol we don't, like, ever.

    We export all the shit like our biggest reject James Corden and you give him the lame night show.



    Countless shows you guys have Americanised that are complete dog shit in comparison to ours, The Office being one. Hell, all your "great" shows are filled with Brit actors in lead parts hahahahahaha.


    Britbongers are just mad that no one cares about their shitty 1000 year old empire any more because America is the coolest kid on the block, and practically a fresh faced youngster by comparison. All they have to show for it are stolen treasures and a shit load of brown people raping their women.
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Britbongers are just mad that no one cares about their shitty 1000 year old empire any more because America is the coolest kid on the block, and practically a fresh faced youngster by comparison. All they have to show for it are stolen treasures and a shit load of brown people raping their women.

    Fail

    We're your progenitors.

  8. British women look weird

































    That is all.
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  9. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Fail

    We're your progenitors.


    America is a unique and wonderful nation built from peoples of the entire world. It is the greatest nation ever to exist and it owes nothing to the British, except allowing us to kick your ass out of the continent with help from the frogs. Denying this is basically denying history.
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Aahhhh that was too easy. Another victim bites the dust.



  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator America is a unique and wonderful nation built from peoples of the entire world. It is the greatest nation ever to exist and it owes nothing to the British, except allowing us to kick your ass out of the continent with help from the frogs. Denying this is basically denying history.

    No


    .
  12. Originally posted by Common De-mominator How do you know?

    juicebox, what was thankable about this poast?
  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Aahhhh that was too easy. Another victim bites the dust.




    Trolling so high level that the victim just thinks you're an idiot 👌👌👌
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Bitches and shit.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Solstice You ever had your gallbladder checked? I had stomach misery and especially bad pains in the morning for months and they kept telling me it was acid reflux until they found out it was my gallbladder. All the symptoms went away as soon as they removed it.

    Iv never even been to a dentist, and ive been to a doctor once, and it was for a 30 min checkup in his office next to the Dominos Pizza.
  16. Originally posted by CASPER Iv never even been to a dentist, and ive been to a doctor once, and it was for a 30 min checkup in his office next to the Dominos Pizza.

    i dont want to see your teeth


    adderall fucked mine up somewhat bad enough that im considering buying the most expensive crest whitestrips.
  17. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jυicebox British women look weird

































    That is all.

    I'd fuck the shit out of the bitch from Fleabag
  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Iv never even been to a dentist, and ive been to a doctor once, and it was for a 30 min checkup in his office next to the Dominos Pizza.

    You should visit the dentist bro, for real. I know many people who skated by for years and years then their shit gave out all at once.

    At least go on for a checkup, and PRECOMMIT TO NOT DOING ANY PROCEDURES ON THST VISIT. Dentists really try to motherfuck you with upsales immediately. Just get your shit checked out, XRayed and make sure everything is copacetic, hear the dentist out about what all is wrong with your shit, smile, and walk out with the information. Decide what, if anything, to do later.
  19. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Iv never even been to a dentist, and ive been to a doctor once, and it was for a 30 min checkup in his office next to the Dominos Pizza.

    I've had a bunch pulled and now they are up to 130 for simple extraction or 230 for complex plus 100 and some change for the xray and consultation. I spent 500 something the other week getting two fuckin teeth pulled. A couple yrs ago same place was 65-135
  20. Yeah, dentists can can rape you six ways to saturday. I got some scaling work a while ago and idk what it even did, i dont really notice a difference but it's expensive. I got quite a bit more work than that done, but I had some cavities and my teeth were on the verge of going due to adderall fuckery and brushing all of the enamel off of my teeth when I was a kid. I guess you can do that.

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